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post Dec 4 2007, 08:05 PM
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Meci mare. Finala cupei in Anglia. Stadionul plin ca la orice meci, 60 de mii de spectatori. John e prezent. Incepe meciul, pe scaunul din dreapta inca nu se asezase nimeni .La pauza situatia neschimbata, John e nedumerit: cum tot sezonul scaunul a fost ocupat si la cel mai important meci e liber. Atunci il intreaba pe celalalt vecin al scaunului gol: - Auzi, ce e cu locul asta liber? - E al sotiei mele... - Si de ce nu a venit la cel mai important meci? - A murit. - Imi pare rau... totusi puteai sa iti aduci un prieten - Da... - De ce nu ai adus pe nimeni? - Am incercat, l-am chemat pe fratele meu, pe cumnatul meu, pe fiul meu pe fiecare dintre prieteni, vecini, toti m-au refuzat. - Nu se poate, de ce? - Sunt la inmormantare... laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
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post Dec 5 2007, 01:45 AM
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QUOTE (alexutzu @ Dec 4 2007, 08:05 PM) *
- Sunt la inmormantare... laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post Dec 5 2007, 03:25 PM
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QUOTE (butcky @ Dec 4 2007, 06:09 PM) *
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTqoOkbm16k...ttp://zurly.ro/ smile.gif)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

ba sa imi bag poola da din ce draq sunt facute frate???


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post Dec 5 2007, 03:35 PM
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O fi materialul teapan/flexibil, dar ajuta si forma, in partea superioara sunt curbate spre interior. E cam aceeasi chestie cu incercarea de a sparge un ou in pumn. Am auzit ca-i destul de greu, n-am incercat...

Cel care l-a spart a dat cu piatra putin mai jos, unde geamul e mai putin curbat.


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post Dec 5 2007, 06:23 PM
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post Dec 6 2007, 10:03 AM
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azi vb cu un prieten pe mess si am ras cu lacrimi cand mi-a zis urmatorul lucru,citez ;
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post Dec 6 2007, 08:57 PM
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QUOTE (TiL @ Dec 5 2007, 03:35 PM) *
O fi materialul teapan/flexibil, dar ajuta si forma, in partea superioara sunt curbate spre interior. E cam aceeasi chestie cu incercarea de a sparge un ou in pumn. Am auzit ca-i destul de greu, n-am incercat...

Cel care l-a spart a dat cu piatra putin mai jos, unde geamul e mai putin curbat.



bag mana in foc ca la logan daca ii dai una pica din prima.


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post Dec 7 2007, 04:53 PM
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post Dec 7 2007, 05:13 PM
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post Dec 7 2007, 07:11 PM
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postez aici ca nu stiu unde, si mi s-a parut ft amuzant. ma suna un nene acum 10 minute, vorbisem mai demult cu el vroia sa-mi cumpere range-u. ca daca m-am mai gandit ca nu stiu ce, daca mai scad la pret. eu ii zisesem atunci ultimu pret undeva pe la 8500. si il intreb la misto "domne cand am vorbit ultima data cat ti-am zis ultimu pret?". si imi zice omu "6500". pe moment m-am enervat dar deh... romania


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post Dec 7 2007, 07:37 PM
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Legat de faza de mai sus cu spartul geamului la audi,mia ti minte TiL cand am fost prima oara la ala de unde ai luat e28 525iA si zicea ca mia demult uitase cheile in el si a incercat cu dornu si ciocanu de 2kg sa sparga geamul de coltz de usa dr spate si na reusit?pana la urma nush cu ce zicea ca a dat,cred ca cu bomba laugh.gif
sile:dap cred ca la logan la prima capatzana trasa e amintire geamul laugh.gif


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post Dec 7 2007, 09:27 PM
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Da, mosul ala era cam "vorbaret" (adica zicea vrute si nevrute), dar e posibil sa fi avut ceva dreptate aici, ca am gasit cioburi sub bancheta. Totusi, nu cred ca nu se sparge cu ciocanul, chiar daca si geamuletul ala are forma gen calota sferica, nu-i plan.


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post Dec 7 2007, 11:48 PM
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Deci cu siguranta era mai simplu cu portelanul de la o bujie. Doar un exemplu: (sunt mai multe la related, pentru cine-i interesat)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wUgsi9gQBeA


LE: gen: http://youtube.com/watch?v=JxNvcsbxhfE&feature=related

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post Dec 8 2007, 12:01 AM
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QUOTE (db85amd @ Dec 7 2007, 07:37 PM) *
sile:dap cred ca la logan la prima capatzana trasa e amintire geamul laugh.gif



o sa ma chinui sa uit cheile de la masina lu tata in ea ca sa fim nevoiti sa spargem geamul sa vad cat de greu o sa fie laugh.gif


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post Dec 11 2007, 04:33 PM
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post Dec 11 2007, 08:39 PM
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post Dec 11 2007, 09:56 PM
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post Dec 11 2007, 10:00 PM
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post Dec 12 2007, 02:52 PM
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post Dec 12 2007, 03:09 PM
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