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post Aug 18 2014, 04:46 PM
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Iar mi-am facut de cap, cred ca am furat un catel de la tiganii care cersesc la bariera.

Un ghem flocos vazut la bariera peste calea ferata de la Faurei, revazut si luat cand ma intorceam spre Bucuresti.
Totusi, e departe de visele de ciobanesc, probabil e un pitic scurt cu blana consistenta.

Avea rau de masina saracu, a dat la boboci tot ce mancase: in buna parte celofan ("coaja" de parizer)

Plin de purici, l-am umplut de chimicale cand am ajuns acasa, ca abia i-am curatat pe ai mei.
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post Aug 21 2014, 10:12 AM
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Zilele trecute in trafic, imi atrage cineva atentia ca-mi atarna un bec. Sau doua. Le spun sa stea linistiti, am niste catei jucausi acasa.
Trec 2 min, alta masina, alti oameni, aceeasi observatie biggrin.gif

Deci nu mai am lumini la numar; urmeaza filtrul de benzina.


Eram cu Tico.
E34 il parchez afara, E28 e saltat pe mini-rampa.


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post Aug 22 2014, 03:27 PM
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Dansatoare la bara.

Si ciudatenia patrata.
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post Aug 22 2014, 05:32 PM
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Pune sigla cu 18+ ca-i dezbracata laugh.gif

PS: asta alb e tare frumusel, blanos asa iar petele alea de pe cap simetrice... wub.gif

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post Aug 31 2014, 11:55 PM
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Tentativa esuata de evadare.
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Si un nou venit... Daca-l gaseam pe asta din prima nu ma mai chinuiam cu atatia pitici.
Gasit in camp in apropierea unui sat, mi-e sa nu-l fi furat cuiva... Dar nu s-a plans, ma gandesc ca daca avea casa in ala parte ar fi plans putin.
Vesel de la inceput, o veselie cam exagerata si dubioasa uneori; aproape ca ma darama din picioare cand sare pe mine. Matur (nu mai pot sa mananc castraveti nespalati, ca asta pisa tot), curat dar pierde (schimba?) par, probabil are paduchi sau purici.
Schioapata putin de picioarul stang fata, care-mi pare si ceva mai subtirel.
Nu a comentat deloc cand l-am pus in lant.
Culmea, consuma putin laugh.gif Nu era rupt de foame cand l-am adus, dar haleste boabe pe nemestecate. Aduna oasele aruncate prin curte de cateva saptamani, le sfarma si le mananca. Painea o mananca tot ca pe oase (cu maselele), desi e moale si usor de muscat, cred ca-i obisnuit sa manance numai oase sau ceva tare oricum (paine uscata?).
Sunt curios daca-si dezlantuie latura salbatica fata de straini atunci cand nu sunt acasa. Deocamdata inamicii lui sunt ceilalti caini. Cand l-am adus a fost harmalaie mare (ceilalti sunt toti in lant), el s-a cam speriat, inca ii evita, dar e clar ca daca-si pune mintea ii rupe pe oricare.
Are si un marait brusc si fioros, m-a tot speriat pana sa ma obisnuiesc.

Dar tot ramane un dubios.

I-am inteles dimensiunile abia azi cand l-am spalat cu solutie de purici. Multa suprafata am avut de acoperit, si greu de pus cu burta-n sus sau pe o parte (ca nu era de acord). Am facut operatia doar din picioare pana la urma.
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post Sep 1 2014, 03:06 PM
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Foarte simpatic noul venit biggrin.gif Daca nu e iritat, schimba blana. Cu painea probabil ai dreptate.


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post Sep 12 2014, 08:01 AM
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Noul venit are o problema.
Nu stiu daca are legatura cu faptul ca i-am "spalat" cu o solutie strong de purici, dar dupa doua zile am vazut o chestie nasoala pe pielea lui. Pe spinare are o eczema urata, pielea suculenta pe o suprafata cam de 5x5 cm.

Tot imediat dupa despuricire a inceput sa nu mai manance. Nu se mai atinge de oase, de boabe foarte putin. Acum ii flutura coastele....

De la ce sa fie buba aia si lipsa de mancare? Maine se face o saptamana de cand a intrat in post.
Cred ca trebuie sa ma pun pe facut ceaiuri de musetel


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post Sep 12 2014, 01:40 PM
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Nici o idee?
M-am mai uitat la el, are interiorul urechilor cam jegos, un strat pamantiu care se ia cand dau cu degetul. E cam clar ca-i super jegos animalul, trebuie sa-i fac cateva bai, am sapun de casa.


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post Sep 12 2014, 07:03 PM
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L-am spalat in doua ape plus clatire, foarte jegos exemplar, ar mai merge o tura peste vre-o saptamana. Parca i-a venit si pofta de viata, mai ales ca l-am dezlegat.

Intre timp Polly si Dolly au ajuns acasa la ai mei; incredibil, au hotarat sa le tina.



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post Sep 12 2014, 11:16 PM
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Are o boala de piele sau o iritatie catelul ala, ia niste poze cu tine si pune o intrebare la primul cabinet veterinar peste care dai smile.gif

Problema cea mai spinoasa e sa n-aiba ceva contagios, sa "imparta" si la ceilalti. Plus, daca n-a mancat are sistemul imunitar la pamant.


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post Sep 14 2014, 02:32 PM
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Azi a gustat ceva, niste boabe diferite de cele pe care le dau de obicei, apoi o mancare de fasole cu ciolan laugh.gif
La paine trecuta prin untura a strambat din nas.


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Da-i mai multa fasole cu ciolan in cazul asta biggrin.gif si daca tot veni vorba, mi-ai facut pofta buba.gif


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post Sep 15 2014, 03:38 PM
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Ii place si omleta. I-am bagat niste pastile cu suplimente calciu, magneziu, anticarcel, prostii pe care nu le folosesc.
Am luat si alt tip de boabe care-i mai plac, sper sa-l repun pe picioare. Acum schioapata mai tare , fiind slabit. Nici nu mai avea tupeu sa se duca sa bea din galeata Negrutei, a trebuit sa-i pun apa separat.
E ceva ciudat cu animalul asta...


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post Sep 15 2014, 03:56 PM
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Dolly si Polly la predare
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post Oct 2 2014, 11:38 PM
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QUOTE (TiL @ Sep 15 2014, 04:38 PM) *
Ii place si omleta. I-am bagat niste pastile cu suplimente calciu, magneziu, anticarcel, prostii pe care nu le folosesc.
Am luat si alt tip de boabe care-i mai plac, sper sa-l repun pe picioare. Acum schioapata mai tare , fiind slabit. Nici nu mai avea tupeu sa se duca sa bea din galeata Negrutei, a trebuit sa-i pun apa separat.
E ceva ciudat cu animalul asta...


Ciudatenia incepe sa se desluseasca.
Dupa inca vreo doua zile in care nu se atingea de mancarea din castron (ciorba cu carne) pana cand reveneam acasa si-l bagam putin in seama, vazand ca inca are ciuda pe ceilalti caini si in loc sa latre la oameni straini latra la cainii mei, l-am legat fix de acelasi stalp de care era legat si Ursul alb.
Aparent singura mancare pe care o voia era a altuia biggrin.gif asa ca s-a apucat de mancat boabe.

M-am lamurit si ce-i cu miscarile lui brutale din cap cand sunt langa el: isi strecoara capul sub mana ca sa-l mangai. Tembel animal. Mi-e sa nu-mi dea un cap in gura cand stau la nivelul lui.

Apoi am hotarat ca le-ar prinde bine un team building. Si i-am dus pe izlaz. Intai Negruta, apoi Negruta cu Cleo, apoi Negruta cu Cleo si Urs, apoi li s-a alaturat si zevzecul.
S-a distrat de minune impreuna, Cleo a prins un soarece/sobolan pe malul raului.


Si-am mai aflat o treaba: Zevzecul (Spike) intelege limba romana. De exemplu stie sa raspunda la "Sezi" .... Trebuie sa caut un vocabular de dresura, poate mai descopar chestii din capul zevzecului.



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Cei 7 pitici
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