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iulian325
post Mar 21 2007, 11:29 AM
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masina mea e din 87
3 bujii sunt afumate, 3 umede
cre ca compresia e slaba la cel putin 2 cilindri
la alti doi am arcurile la supape slabe
motorul vibreaza naspa
am elice de omega, vasco e dus
radiatorul curge
caseta de directie pierde ulei si troncane
tapiseria de peste tot e varza
bordul e crapat
pedalierul rupt
caroseria ruginita
2 gume roase si 2 bune de logan

va intreb:
ce deodorant auto sa cumpar?
ce concentratie este necesara la lichidul parbriz?
care sunt cele mai bune stergatoare parbriz?
sa-mi iau termometru pt obc ca-mi arata -30
ce marca de placute de frina imi recomandati?
care ulei motor e mai bun - cel galben sau auriu?
nu-mi merge antena electrica- se poa repara?
in timpul mersului aud zgomote suspecte- ca si cum masina s-ar dezintegra- o fi periculos?

va multumesc pt rabdare si bunavointa smile.gif
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post Mar 21 2007, 11:35 AM
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post Mar 21 2007, 11:36 AM
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eu recomand ulei in cutie gri....
daca vrei sa vezi temperatura ia-ti, dar mai bine te uiti la stiri dimineata....
deodorant dulce zic eu, ca sa se mai indulceasca atmosfera din masina....
lichid de parbriz: apa vara...si spirt cu apa iarna....concentratia tu o decizi....
antena electrica o inlocuiesti cu una manuala....si c-am atat restul sunt chestii minore care le poti rezolva in timp cu nervi si multi bani.... wink.gif


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post Mar 21 2007, 12:13 PM
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QUOTE (iulian325 @ Mar 21 2007, 11:29 AM) *
masina mea e din 87
3 bujii sunt afumate, 3 umede
cre ca compresia e slaba la cel putin 2 cilindri
la alti doi am arcurile la supape slabe
motorul vibreaza naspa
am elice de omega, vasco e dus
radiatorul curge
caseta de directie pierde ulei si troncane
tapiseria de peste tot e varza
bordul e crapat
pedalierul rupt
caroseria ruginita
2 gume roase si 2 bune de logan

va intreb:
ce deodorant auto sa cumpar?
ce concentratie este necesara la lichidul parbriz?
care sunt cele mai bune stergatoare parbriz?
sa-mi iau termometru pt obc ca-mi arata -30
ce marca de placute de frina imi recomandati?
care ulei motor e mai bun - cel galben sau auriu?
nu-mi merge antena electrica- se poa repara?
in timpul mersului aud zgomote suspecte- ca si cum masina s-ar dezintegra- o fi periculos?

va multumesc pt rabdare si bunavointa smile.gif

Ai sintetizat foarte bine discutiile ce se poarta pe anumite forumuri crazy.gif
Mai puteai adauga cateva intrebari, de exemplu ce spray cu silicon sa folosesc sa fac bordul sa straluceasca, cu ce substanta sa dau pe anvelope sa arate negre si lucioase, ce becuri de pozitie albe sa-mi pun etc.
Toate astea evident in conditiile expuse in prima parte a mesajului, atunci sunt cel mai potrivite.


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post Mar 21 2007, 12:21 PM
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Eu zic ca a uitat de luminitele albastre de la stergatoare si de emblema M Pauar happy (24).gif si pune frate un subufer pe ea si niste anjel ais.


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post Mar 21 2007, 01:08 PM
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..si de niste spinnere cred ca ai nevoie sarcastic_hand.gif


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post Mar 21 2007, 01:35 PM
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post Mar 21 2007, 01:49 PM
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va multumesc din suflet !!!!!!!!!!


mai am o dilema:
folosesc benzina de 95 insa sunt racit

oare coldrex max grip ajuta...sa inteleg ca are legatura cu aderenta pneurilor ? to_pick_ones_nose2.gif
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post Mar 21 2007, 02:43 PM
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asta numai daca friptura este in sange, nu trebuie sa fie uscata !


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post Mar 21 2007, 03:09 PM
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post Mar 21 2007, 07:30 PM
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lgh (12).gif Astea-s din ciclul:"Daca ea nu vine, eu ma mai duc?".


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post Jan 12 2010, 11:25 AM
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doamne ce vremuri

rad de unu singur de ma stric!

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post Jan 12 2010, 01:14 PM
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post Jan 12 2010, 02:17 PM
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post Jan 12 2010, 03:20 PM
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florineeee.... cum era aia cu laptopul ? laugh.gif


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post Jan 12 2010, 04:16 PM
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cristi_ro: cum alimentez laptop-ul? direct din priza.?
PAPU: da
PAPU: tai mufa de la transformator belesti firele si le bagi in priza
cristi_ro: pai aici zice de 12 volt
PAPU: e vrajala ma daca bagi direct la priza merge mai repede
cristi_ro: k
cristi_ro: asteapta
PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit tampitule nu baga
PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit tampitule nu baga
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A IESIT FUM DIN EL CE MORTII MATII MIAI FACUT
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cristi_ro: ba cretinule nu era al meu dobitocule ce mortii matii ma fac acum este negru tot
PAPU: ahhahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahhaha
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post Jan 12 2010, 04:45 PM
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post Jan 12 2010, 07:07 PM
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post Jan 12 2010, 07:34 PM
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post Jan 12 2010, 07:38 PM
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QUOTE (florin83 @ Jan 12 2010, 04:16 PM) *
cristi_ro: cum alimentez laptop-ul? direct din priza.?
PAPU: da
PAPU: tai mufa de la transformator belesti firele si le bagi in priza
cristi_ro: pai aici zice de 12 volt
PAPU: e vrajala ma daca bagi direct la priza merge mai repede
cristi_ro: k
cristi_ro: asteapta
PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit tampitule nu baga
PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit tampitule nu baga
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A IESIT FUM DIN EL CE MORTII MATII MIAI FACUT
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cristi_ro: ba cretinule nu era al meu dobitocule ce mortii matii ma fac acum este negru tot
PAPU: ahhahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahhaha


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