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florin83 View Member Profile	Dec 23 2005, 12:42 PM Post #121
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florin83 View Member Profile	Dec 23 2005, 12:44 PM Post #122
100% BMW corupt Group: Root Admin Posts: 8,263 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 13 Car: E36 325i Engine: M50 192CP	QUOTE cristi_ro: cum alimentez laptop-ul? direct din priza.? PAPU: da PAPU: tai mufa de la transformator belesti firele si le bagi in priza cristi_ro: pai aici zice de 12 volt PAPU: e vrajala ma daca bagi direct la priza merge mai repede cristi_ro: k cristi_ro: asteapta PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit tampitule nu baga PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit tampitule nu baga cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A IESIT FUM DIN EL CE MORTII MATII MIAI FACUT cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cristi_ro: ba cretinule nu era al meu dobitocule ce mortii matii ma fac acum este negru tot PAPU: ahhahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahhaha deci nu mai citesc ca ma doare burta de atata ras ))))))))))))))))))))))

mike.omega View Member Profile	Dec 23 2005, 04:16 PM Post #123
9% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 119 Joined: 31-October 05 From: Constanta Member No.: 73	Cica ar fi facuta de kidtuning :ninja: -------------------- Just Me & MySelf!

alexandru_83 View Member Profile	Dec 23 2005, 04:42 PM Post #124
82% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 850 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 31 Car: E92 325i Engine: 218CP	asa ceva nu am mai vazut pana acum :puke:

florin83 View Member Profile	Dec 23 2005, 04:50 PM Post #125
100% BMW corupt Group: Root Admin Posts: 8,263 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 13 Car: E36 325i Engine: M50 192CP	e gen Escalade

io's® View Member Profile	Dec 23 2005, 07:15 PM Post #126
. Group: Super Moderators Posts: 5,955 Joined: 31-October 05 From: Bucureşti Member No.: 72 Car: . Engine: .	QUOTE (florin83) QUOTE cristi_ro: cum alimentez laptop-ul? direct din priza.? PAPU: da PAPU: tai mufa de la transformator belesti firele si le bagi in priza cristi_ro: pai aici zice de 12 volt PAPU: e vrajala ma daca bagi direct la priza merge mai repede cristi_ro: k cristi_ro: asteapta PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit tampitule nu baga PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit tampitule nu baga cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A IESIT FUM DIN EL CE MORTII MATII MIAI FACUT cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cristi_ro: ba cretinule nu era al meu dobitocule ce mortii matii ma fac acum este negru tot PAPU: ahhahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahhaha deci nu mai citesc ca ma doare burta de atata ras )))))))))))))))))))))) bah, m-am stricat de ras.... nu mai pot... ce prosti!!!!!! -------------------- "PUTEREA BATE CUPLU PT CA TOT TIMPUL VEI GASI O TREAPTA INFERIOARA UNDE SA O PUI" "BMW E PENTRU DRUMURI LUNGI PE CARE SA LE FACI MAI REPEDE DECIT ORICINE PE SOSEA, SA MERGI TARE SI PE AUTOSTRADA SI PE SERPENTINE SI SA -I DAI 200 SI LA DEAL SI LA VALE"

florin83 View Member Profile	Dec 23 2005, 08:14 PM Post #127
100% BMW corupt Group: Root Admin Posts: 8,263 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 13 Car: E36 325i Engine: M50 192CP	mie imi spui? ) l-am citit acum din nou si iar mor de ras..

George77 View Member Profile	Dec 23 2005, 09:23 PM Post #128
36% BMW corupt Group: Insiders Posts: 450 Joined: 20-November 05 From: Ottawa Member No.: 101 Car: e30 318is Engine: m42 +12psi of boost	Doamne ,nu se poate asa ceva ,nu pot sa cred ,m-am prapadit de ras,incredibil,nu am cuvinte,mare dobitoc ala cu laptopul -------------------- UPGRADES SO FAR:12psi of boost,Fidanza 13lbs flywheel, M3 BULLY stage 3 clutch(240mm), getrag260 transmission,Coils over plugs (COP),Stock engine

mertan View Member Profile	Dec 23 2005, 11:35 PM Post #129
100% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 1,341 Joined: 24-November 05 From: IASHIngton- bacau Member No.: 103 Car: e30 Engine: m20 2.0 129CP	cititi cu atentie. :ninja:

io's® View Member Profile	Dec 24 2005, 01:13 AM Post #130
. Group: Super Moderators Posts: 5,955 Joined: 31-October 05 From: Bucureşti Member No.: 72 Car: . Engine: .	QUOTE ("io's) bah, m-am stricat de ras.... :lol: nu mai pot... ce prosti!!!!!! buey, am ras la faza asta vre-o juma de ora de a inceput nevasta-mea sa se uite shashiu :retard: la mine... m-a intrebat daca ma simt bine -------------------- "PUTEREA BATE CUPLU PT CA TOT TIMPUL VEI GASI O TREAPTA INFERIOARA UNDE SA O PUI" "BMW E PENTRU DRUMURI LUNGI PE CARE SA LE FACI MAI REPEDE DECIT ORICINE PE SOSEA, SA MERGI TARE SI PE AUTOSTRADA SI PE SERPENTINE SI SA -I DAI 200 SI LA DEAL SI LA VALE"

florin83 View Member Profile	Dec 24 2005, 01:16 AM Post #131
100% BMW corupt Group: Root Admin Posts: 8,263 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 13 Car: E36 325i Engine: M50 192CP	am dat view new posts, am ajuns aici, am citit iar faza si iar rad singur ca prostu ))))

io's® View Member Profile	Dec 24 2005, 01:24 AM Post #132
. Group: Super Moderators Posts: 5,955 Joined: 31-October 05 From: Bucureşti Member No.: 72 Car: . Engine: .	...si iti dai seama ca din cauza rasului nici nu puteam sa-i explic -------------------- "PUTEREA BATE CUPLU PT CA TOT TIMPUL VEI GASI O TREAPTA INFERIOARA UNDE SA O PUI" "BMW E PENTRU DRUMURI LUNGI PE CARE SA LE FACI MAI REPEDE DECIT ORICINE PE SOSEA, SA MERGI TARE SI PE AUTOSTRADA SI PE SERPENTINE SI SA -I DAI 200 SI LA DEAL SI LA VALE"

florin83 View Member Profile	Dec 24 2005, 01:37 AM Post #133
100% BMW corupt Group: Root Admin Posts: 8,263 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 13 Car: E36 325i Engine: M50 192CP	trebuia sa-i arati monitorul..

mertan View Member Profile	Dec 24 2005, 10:41 AM Post #134
100% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 1,341 Joined: 24-November 05 From: IASHIngton- bacau Member No.: 103 Car: e30 Engine: m20 2.0 129CP	"spoilerit cu spoilere" asta e nebun rau de tot. acuma am sa va arat o masina. este un "tiunning" personalizat. pozele vb de la sine. este o dacie, cu bord de urs, urat facuta rau. era in targu de masini.

florin83 View Member Profile	Dec 24 2005, 09:22 PM Post #135
100% BMW corupt Group: Root Admin Posts: 8,263 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 13 Car: E36 325i Engine: M50 192CP	deci asta nu merita sa fie in top : QUOTE cristi_ro: cum alimentez laptop-ul? direct din priza.? PAPU: da PAPU: tai mufa de la transformator belesti firele si le bagi in priza cristi_ro: pai aici zice de 12 volt PAPU: e vrajala ma daca bagi direct la priza merge mai repede cristi_ro: k cristi_ro: asteapta PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit tampitule nu baga PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit tampitule nu baga cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A IESIT FUM DIN EL CE MORTII MATII MIAI FACUT cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cristi_ro: ba cretinule nu era al meu dobitocule ce mortii matii ma fac acum este negru tot PAPU: ahhahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahhaha iar rad de mor...

SUPERBEC View Member Profile	Dec 24 2005, 09:31 PM Post #136
82% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 882 Joined: 18-October 05 Member No.: 16	luati de aici GENIAL http://images.optin.com.au/optusxmas/flash...e%20dinamo!!!+= copiati tot linku si paste in adress bar -------------------- A Mercedes fan, Audi owner on BMW forum

Gabi_323i View Member Profile	Dec 24 2005, 09:34 PM Post #137
82% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 821 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 18 Car: E21 Engine: M20 2.3 143CP	QUOTE (florin83) deci asta nu merita sa fie in top : QUOTE cristi_ro: cum alimentez laptop-ul? direct din priza.? PAPU: da PAPU: tai mufa de la transformator belesti firele si le bagi in priza cristi_ro: pai aici zice de 12 volt PAPU: e vrajala ma daca bagi direct la priza merge mai repede cristi_ro: k cristi_ro: asteapta PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit tampitule nu baga PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit tampitule nu baga cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A IESIT FUM DIN EL CE MORTII MATII MIAI FACUT cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cristi_ro: ba cretinule nu era al meu dobitocule ce mortii matii ma fac acum este negru tot PAPU: ahhahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahhaha iar rad de mor... tare -------------------- BMW E21 323i 2.3l K-Jetronic, 17" Alpina

mertan View Member Profile	Dec 24 2005, 09:39 PM Post #138
100% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 1,341 Joined: 24-November 05 From: IASHIngton- bacau Member No.: 103 Car: e30 Engine: m20 2.0 129CP	asha ceva nu se poate. am ras de m-am crapat. cine sunt cei doi protagonisti?

florin83 View Member Profile	Dec 24 2005, 09:40 PM Post #139
100% BMW corupt Group: Root Admin Posts: 8,263 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 13 Car: E36 325i Engine: M50 192CP	crapu si menumorut ))))

alexandru_83 View Member Profile	Dec 26 2005, 02:35 AM Post #140
82% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 850 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 31 Car: E92 325i Engine: 218CP	Am vazut de 10 ori filmul;etu asta si nu pot sa ma opresc din ras )))))

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