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post Dec 9 2005, 01:16 PM
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e chiar terminat ala de pe nospeedlimit....are un 325ix....si el scoate "usor"500cp..... laugh.gif :retard:
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post Dec 9 2005, 01:32 PM
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post Dec 9 2005, 02:29 PM
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post Dec 12 2005, 01:43 PM
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post Dec 12 2005, 01:44 PM
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din ciclul femeia la volan
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post Dec 12 2005, 05:27 PM
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din ciclul femeia la volan

tare de tot, ce am mai ras! laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post Dec 13 2005, 12:39 AM
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cum o facut ala numarul? are pile la politie?
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post Dec 13 2005, 09:40 PM
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Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them:"It'sa illegala to putta fivea people in a Quattro.""Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver."Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official."Qvattro is just ze name of ze otomobile", the Germans retortunbelievingly."Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons.""You can'ta pull thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent."Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your cara and you arethereforea breaking the law."The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisorover,ich vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!""Sorry", responds the Italian official, "he can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guysa in a Fiat Uno."

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post Dec 13 2005, 11:23 PM
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post Dec 14 2005, 12:26 AM
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ce cretini. numele prostilor pe toate gardurile. deacuma sa-shi puna un stiker mare pe lateral cu numele lor.
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post Dec 15 2005, 12:39 PM
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post Dec 15 2005, 05:02 PM
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Un betiv in tramvai, abia se putea tine pe picioare. La o frana mai puternica, betivul cade in bratele unei doamne, care il impinge cat colo. Betivul se uita la ea, o analizeaza din cap pana in picioare si-i zice:
- Urato!
La care doamna, raspunde promt:
- Betivule!
Betivul cu un aer plictisit, ii raspunde privind-o cu ochii pe jumatate inchisi:
- Mie maine imi trece


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post Dec 16 2005, 10:33 AM
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post Dec 16 2005, 04:43 PM
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Semaforu ala e parca la iesirea de la Hanul lui Manuc...intre timp au inchis astia zona.... biggrin.gif


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post Dec 19 2005, 10:37 PM
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Vine calculatorul dimineata la stapan:
- Stapane am visat urat. -
- Cum ma idiotule, calculatoarele nu viseaza>
- Ba da
- Nu se poate ma
- Ba da
- Pai ce ai visat?
- Visam eu linistit acolo 1001010101011010 si dintr-o data.. 101010100001112
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post Dec 20 2005, 10:04 AM
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am vazut si eu semaforul ala... am murit de ras biggrin.gif :crybaby: (numai la noi or fi "scapari" de genul asta?)


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post Dec 20 2005, 03:56 PM
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post Dec 21 2005, 02:29 AM
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Preşedintele Bush şi secretarul de stat Colin Powell stăteau într-un bar. Un tip intră şi îl întreabă pe barman:
- Nu-s ăia preşedintele Bush şi Colin Powell acolo la masă?
- Da, ei sînt, răspunde barmanul.
Aşa că tipul se duce la si le zice:
- Ce onoare, ce faceţi aici?
- Plănuim al treilea război mondial, zice Bush.
- Serios? Şi ce o să se întîmple?
- O să omorîm 140 de milioane de irakieni şi o blondă cu ţîţe mari, zice Bush.
La care tipul:
- O blonda cu ţîţe mari? De ce o blondă cu ţîţe mari?
Bush se întoarce spre Powell, îl bate pe umăr şi zice:
- Vezi, bă deşteptule, ţi-am zis eu că n-o să-i pese nimănui de 140 de milioane de irakieni!
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post Dec 22 2005, 12:26 PM
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Vine Bula la scoala cu o buza umflata. Profesoara il intreaba: - Ce-ai patit Bula? - E, am fost cu tata la pescuit si mi s-a asezat o viespe pe buza. - Vaaai, saracul de tine! Si te-a intepat? - Nu, n-a apucat: a omorat-o tata cu vasla...


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post Dec 23 2005, 12:25 PM
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[00:23] <mistia> adica
[00:23] <mistia> am luat-o de la un tip
[00:23] <mistia> de aici
[00:23] <mistia> wait
[00:23] <mistia> that sounded wrong
[00:23] <mistia> mi-a dat-o


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<b-66-ama> tu ai auzit ma?
<HarDWirE> ce saud
<b-66-ama> un zgomot pe scara
<b-66-ama> ce pana mea sa auzi
<b-66-ama> ce am scris mai sus


ama?? :eek:


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[17:06] <darKClaw> Hai ca fac eu anal
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[17:06] <darKClaw> n-am vrut sa sciu aia
[17:06] <darKClaw> erma sigur c-am scris canal


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<zeuss_> sorry bha
<zeuss_> eu cautam ip liber
<zeuss_> smile.gif
<`hollyman> Te rog frumos fara bha.... ca nu ne-am tras de chiloti smile.gif
<zeuss_> scuzatima
<`hollyman> Np
<JoePesci> `hollyman vreau sa ma trag de chiloti cu tine wink.gif)



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