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manole74
post Jan 18 2008, 06:23 PM
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Un tip foarte cochet observa intr-o zi ca este bronzat pe tot corpul
cu exceptia penisului. Asa ca se duce la plaja, se ingroapa tot sub
nisip cu exceptia zonei albe. Doua batrane se plimbau pe plaja si
observa ciudata excrescenta in nisip. Una din ele ii spune celeilalte:
- Nu exista dreptate pe lumea asta! La 20 de ani ma intrigau, la 30
imi placeau, la 40 umblam dupa ele, la 50 plateam, la 60 ma rugam. La
70 m-am resemnat in sfarsit fara... Acum, am 80 de ani, nenorocitele
cresc ca buruienile si eu nu ma mai pot apleca.



Un roman si un ungur se duc la pescuit, dupa ceva vreme unul prinde pestisorul auriu. -Lasati-ma inapoi si va indeplinesc la fiecare cate o dorinta. Primul incepe ungurul: -Ba Pestisorule, cunosti Marele Zid Chinezesc? -Da... -Ia-l si inconjoara Ungaria cu el sa nu mai calce nici un roman pe acolo. Ia pestisorul zidul si imediat inconjoara toata Ungaria. Vine randul romanului sa-i ceara ceva: -Pestisorule, Marele Zid Chinezesc are ferestre? -Nu. -Are usi? -Nu. -Atunci umple-l cu apa!
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post Jan 18 2008, 06:56 PM
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post Jan 18 2008, 06:58 PM
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QUOTE (florin83 @ Jan 18 2008, 06:56 PM) *
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am primit pozele pe mail



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post Jan 19 2008, 01:33 PM
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post Jan 19 2008, 05:36 PM
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QUOTE (ionusunt @ Jan 19 2008, 01:33 PM) *
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jante cu buza lata...de 11j laugh.gif laugh.gif

dar fiti atenti la poza asta ca masina sta pe cric ca sa ii faca poza,altfel atingea ca dreacu laugh.gif

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post Jan 20 2008, 01:08 AM
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la noi in romania sunt mai bine realizate pozele .......chiar 3D
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post Jan 20 2008, 02:54 AM
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QUOTE (xander @ Jan 20 2008, 01:08 AM) *
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la noi in romania sunt mai bine realizate pozele .......chiar 3D

cat am putut sa rad cand am vazut asta !


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post Jan 20 2008, 01:09 PM
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post Jan 20 2008, 01:15 PM
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post Jan 20 2008, 01:46 PM
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Nu prea e de ras dar am zis sa postez aici.azi,la pitesti la targ un biet mondeo ramas in gheata..erau toate rotile desumflate

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post Jan 20 2008, 11:07 PM
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post Jan 20 2008, 11:14 PM
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post Jan 21 2008, 07:36 PM
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post Jan 21 2008, 08:55 PM
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post Jan 21 2008, 09:02 PM
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post Jan 21 2008, 09:36 PM
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post Jan 21 2008, 11:55 PM
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QUOTE (florin83 @ Jan 21 2008, 09:36 PM) *
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QUOTE (xander @ Jan 20 2008, 11:07 PM) *
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post Jan 22 2008, 04:38 PM
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