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post Jan 18 2007, 09:56 PM
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post Jan 18 2007, 11:05 PM
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post Jan 18 2007, 11:59 PM
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post Jan 19 2007, 12:01 AM
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SKODA aia trage super bine! Cred ca are motorul schimbat!

Nu-mi spune...si asta te-a facut??? tongue.gif


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post Jan 19 2007, 01:16 AM
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QUOTE (butcky @ Jan 18 2007, 11:59 PM) *
SKODA aia trage super bine! Cred ca are motorul schimbat!

cred ca de la roti e! doar sunt de ///M laugh.gif
mai faceau unii misto de mine pe chestia asta, ca am roti de ///M


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post Jan 19 2007, 01:27 AM
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QUOTE (io`s @ Jan 19 2007, 01:16 AM) *
cred ca de la roti e! doar sunt de ///M laugh.gif


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post Jan 23 2007, 06:19 PM
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laugh.gif laugh.gif http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx1tG-niZLE...ted&search=

p.s. Vladut ...daca te puneau aia sa faci la fel ca asta???


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post Jan 24 2007, 12:24 PM
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post Jan 25 2007, 12:43 PM
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Bush il suna pe Base pe firul rosu:
- Traienel! Nu ma lasa! In urma crizei economice cu care ne confruntam America a ramas fara toate fabricile de prezervative. O adevarata catastrofa pentru poporul american!
- Jorjel, - raspunde Base, - tu stii ca poporul roman este totdeauna gata sa-ti sara in ajutor. Vom face tot ce sta in puterile noastre.
- Tot ce te rog, - zise Bush, - este sa ne trimiti 1 milion de prezervative cat mai curand posibil.
- Da, vom rezolva imediat, - il linisteste Base
- Minunat, - se bucura Bush, - da' ai putea sa mai faci ceva?
- Ce anume?
- Prezervativele sa fie cu dunga albastra, sa aiba lungimea 20 cm si diametrul de 5 cm?"Ia te uita ce penisuri la americanii astia !!" nu-si putu stapani un gand invidios, dar cu glas tare Base zise:
- Fleacuri, Jorjel,

Imediat dupa convorbirea cu Bush Base il suna pe responsabilul cu producerea prezervativelor:- Asculta, avem o comanda urgenta. Trebuie sa facem 1 milion de prezervative si sa le expediem la Washington .
- Puteti considera ca deja a fost executata comanda! - raspunse omul.
- Mai e o mica problema, - zise Base, - prezervativele sa fie cu dunga albastra, sa aiba lungimea de 20 cm si diametrul de 5 cm.
- Asta-i simplu de facut, -spuse responsabilul.
Mai este ceva?
- Da, - spuse Base, - pe fiecare prezervativ sa se tipareasca vizibil "MADE IN ROMANIA. MEDIUM SIZE".


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post Jan 26 2007, 04:58 PM
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cati ani implinea azi? ia sa vad cine stie? despre el e vorba!

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post Jan 26 2007, 05:00 PM
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90?

Edit: tare site-ul. Pe bune, cati ani ar fi facut daca nu-l marginaliza pe Iliescu? biggrin.gif


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post Jan 26 2007, 05:03 PM
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QUOTE (TiL @ Jan 26 2007, 05:00 PM) *
90?
nope, 89 !


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post Jan 26 2007, 05:45 PM
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A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, prettyface, I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said: "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was: "Yes, lollypop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying: "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know...there’s swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your god damn frozen mug and eat your mother fucking snacks, because you are married now and you aren't going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?"


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post Jan 29 2007, 04:52 PM
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A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later he received this report:
MOST HONORABLE SIR: YOU LEAVE HOUSE, I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME.... I FALL OFF TREE. I NO SEE. NO FEE, CHEN LEE.


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post Jan 30 2007, 08:46 PM
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mai rar asa ceva...


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post Jan 31 2007, 10:47 AM
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numai cu sonor:
mesajul lui Osama - "Death to infidels"

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post Jan 31 2007, 02:05 PM
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post Jan 31 2007, 04:12 PM
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bah ce poze tari... cat am putut sa rad!
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nu am stiut unde sa pun asta http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=33...25904&q=bmw asa ca...
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QUOTE (uwe @ Jan 31 2007, 08:09 PM) *
nu am stiut unde sa pun asta http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=33...25904&q=bmw asa ca...
eu sunt inca in stare de soc.... blink.gif

Avea pe fata jante ca ale mele. Pacat de masina.
Probabil ca la fel sunt de eficiente sunt si extinctoarele noastre omologate...


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