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post Jan 10 2007, 02:55 PM
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de cati politisti e nevoie pentru o intersectie in Bucuresti? smile.gif
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post Jan 10 2007, 03:23 PM
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post Jan 10 2007, 04:24 PM
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QUOTE (dust @ Jan 10 2007, 02:55 PM) *
de cati politisti e nevoie pentru o intersectie in Bucuresti? smile.gif


de unde ai luat poza? blink.gif
prin zona aia stau eu.. poza e facuta prin toamna..

are dreptate alex.. erau la filaj.. f.multi in interesectia aia o iau pe linia de tramvai si se pun in fata coloanei .. astia stateau dupa colt si ii opreau...
in poza oricum sunt putini, cand am trecut eu erau 3 passaturi, 1 sau 2 loganuri si un transporter si ~10 politisti.. biggrin.gif
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post Jan 10 2007, 04:28 PM
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QUOTE (florin83 @ Jan 10 2007, 04:24 PM) *
de unde ai luat poza? blink.gif
prin zona aia stau eu.. poza e facuta prin toamna..

are dreptate alex.. erau la filaj.. f.multi in interesectia aia o iau pe linia de tramvai si se pun in fata coloanei .. astia stateau dupa colt si ii opreau...
in poza oricum sunt putini, cand am trecut eu erau 3 passaturi, 1 sau 2 loganuri si un transporter si ~10 politisti.. biggrin.gif


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post Jan 10 2007, 04:34 PM
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Acelasi fenomen era prin toamna la Dristor. Un amic a numarat intr-o zi 15 politisti.
Circulau si niste filmulete cu ei intr-o vreme.

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post Jan 11 2007, 09:29 AM
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post Jan 12 2007, 01:08 PM
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O blonda mergea cu masina sub limita minima de viteza. Un politist o opreste si ii spune: -Nu va suparati,aveti documente? -Ce-s alea? -Pai, niste chestii patrate pe care e poza dvs! Blonda cauta in geanta si scoate la un moment dat o oglinda pe care i-o intinde politistului. Acesta zice: -Vai,daca stiam ca sunteti politist nu va mai opream


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post Jan 12 2007, 02:24 PM
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post Jan 12 2007, 10:37 PM
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butcky http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hftEuPiguQ...ted&search= am ras cu lacrimi a amorsat saraca pompa cred k avea benzina si in ulei de cat dadea la pedala....

florin maimuta-pumnii mei minte nu are http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWw5h7LO5xg Whip.gif lgh (12).gif lgh (24).gif conf (9).gif

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post Jan 14 2007, 10:42 AM
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zapada pusa la roti sa n-o ia masina la vale laugh.gif
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post Jan 14 2007, 10:50 AM
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tare faza...
pozele sunt facute pe linga bicaz?
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post Jan 14 2007, 10:55 AM
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nu, sunt facute pe undeva pe un drum forestier care duce la stana regala, de la sinaia mai sus..
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post Jan 16 2007, 11:36 AM
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post Jan 17 2007, 11:10 AM
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post Jan 17 2007, 05:42 PM
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De ce caraie cioara cand zboara? Schimba viteza!...

Doi porci vorbeau intre ei: -Mai Ghita , tu ce crezi ca este dupa Craciun?

Intr-o zi iepurasu' era pe marginea unei prapastii si urla cat putea: - Calule, calutule!
Trece ursul pe langa el si-i zice: - Ba, iepure, taci ca ma doare capu'!
- Calule, calutule! - Ma, iepure taci, nu intelegi?!
- Calule, calutule! - Iepure, taci ca te bat de-ti suna apa-n cap!
- Calule, calutule! Nervos, ursu' sare la iepure sa il loveasca, asta se fereste si ursu' cade in prapastie.
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post Jan 17 2007, 08:03 PM
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post Jan 18 2007, 05:52 PM
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post Jan 18 2007, 09:41 PM
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hai ca mai va dau eu una tare.... lgh (9).gif lgh (9).gif lgh (9).gif lgh (9).gif analizand mai bine...cred ca e varianta romaneasac a lui DMX...lol


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