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post Aug 28 2006, 10:57 PM
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Esti inchis intr-o camera cu un manelist, un tigru, si o cobra. Ai o pusca in care ti-au mai ramas 2 gloante, ce faci?
Il impusti pe manelist. De doua ori.


wrong answer,

impusti tigrul si ameninti manelistul sa se apropie de sarpe ca sa fie muscat, dupa care omori sarpele. smile.gif


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post Sep 30 2006, 06:49 PM
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post Sep 30 2006, 07:54 PM
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post Oct 2 2006, 10:55 AM
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post Oct 2 2006, 11:55 AM
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da.. vechi rau pozele..
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post Oct 2 2006, 12:26 PM
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post Oct 2 2006, 04:32 PM
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post Oct 17 2006, 04:50 PM
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post Oct 21 2006, 08:31 PM
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post Oct 24 2006, 01:59 PM
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Un cioban pastea cele 100 de oi intre doua parcele de porumb si cum statea el sprijinit in toiag si medita vine proprietarul si il intreaba:
-Ce faci mai ciobane aici?
-Nu vezi pasc oile...
-Vezi ca esti necioplit, poate iti f*t una!
La care ciobanul ii raspunde:
-Poti sa le f*** pe toate, ca eu doar le pazesc
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post Nov 2 2006, 04:37 PM
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post Nov 2 2006, 08:31 PM
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post Nov 2 2006, 09:58 PM
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post Nov 3 2006, 12:17 AM
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post Nov 3 2006, 01:47 AM
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post Nov 6 2006, 11:58 PM
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post Nov 7 2006, 10:40 AM
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Daca mai faci multe drumuri prin moldova risti sa te 'moldovenesti' ... biggrin.gif

sau
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pacatele te indruma spre nord in cautarea pacii sufletesti!!! ohmy.gif

belea!
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post Nov 14 2006, 09:04 AM
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