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 Aug 15 2006, 08:51 AM
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 36% BMW corupt  Group: Insiders Posts: 404 Joined: 4-April 06 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 242 Car: E46 Engine: M54  |
AUTO WAR. Tare
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Aug 15 2006, 09:13 AM
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36% BMW corupt Group: Insiders Posts: 404 Joined: 4-April 06 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 242 Car: E46 Engine: M54 |
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Aug 15 2006, 12:51 PM
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82% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 825 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 25 |
Cum sa faci rost de o camera video. Pe la mijloc este boring, dar e suficient sa vedeti primele 2 minute si in special incepand cu min. 4 al filmului pana la urma. video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8613431240341347407 |
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Aug 16 2006, 02:10 PM
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 CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
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Aug 16 2006, 05:41 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
cel mai tare remix exitent DADADA http://www.metacafe.com/watch/207637/dadadada/
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Aug 17 2006, 12:19 AM
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 100% BMW corupt Group: Root Admin Posts: 8,263 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 13 Car: E36 325i Engine: M50 192CP |
QUOTE cristi_ro: cum alimentez laptop-ul? direct din priza.?
PAPU: da PAPU: tai mufa de la transformator belesti firele si le bagi in priza cristi_ro: pai aici zice de 12 volt PAPU: e vrajala ma daca bagi direct la priza merge mai repede cristi_ro: k cristi_ro: asteapta PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit tampitule nu baga PAPU: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa am glumit tampitule nu baga cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A IESIT FUM DIN EL CE MORTII MATII MIAI FACUT cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cristi_ro: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA cristi_ro: ba cretinule nu era al meu dobitocule ce mortii matii ma fac acum este negru tot PAPU: ahhahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahhaha cu dedicatie pt io's
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Aug 17 2006, 12:28 AM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
ce fete au galbejtizii pe veceu http://www.metacafe.com/watch/165925/crazy..._o_potty_prank/
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Aug 17 2006, 06:28 PM
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 100% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 1,341 Joined: 24-November 05 From: IASHIngton- bacau Member No.: 103 Car: e30 Engine: m20 2.0 129CP |
Un muncitor cade de pe o schela... singurul martor la accident este un copil. Vine un politist si-l intreaba: -Mai copile, de ce a cazut omul de pe schela? -Pai... l-a batut Dumnezeu! -De ce l-a batut Dumnezeu? -Ca a injurat... -Si cum a injurat? -Dumnezeii ma-tii de copil, nu mai scutura schela
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Aug 19 2006, 12:13 AM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
cine se intreaba unde si cum sunt facute piesele de calculator
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Aug 19 2006, 11:56 PM
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100% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 1,341 Joined: 24-November 05 From: IASHIngton- bacau Member No.: 103 Car: e30 Engine: m20 2.0 129CP |
cea mai tare faza sa innebunesc... dacia intrece cadilacul si buick-ul in ale low-riding.... sa n-am parte... merita vazut.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmtrHXg-OUI keep-it rollin, |
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Aug 21 2006, 11:54 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
http://www.drongle.lx.ro/funny/?id=115&t=c...p_romanesc.html
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Aug 23 2006, 11:31 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
Un tip si-a lichidat afacerile, si-a strans toti banii intr-un gentoi si s-a hotarat sa se retraga pe o insula de vis pentru tot restul vietii. Cand, deodata, isi aude vocea interioara soptindu-i insidios: "Ia toti banii si du-te la cazino! Ia toti banii si du-te la cazino!" Socat, minunandu-se si crucindu-se, tipul insfaca geanta si pleaca la cazino. La intrare, vocea interioara ii spune: "Mergi la ruleta!" In transa deplina, tipul se repede la ruleta si asteapta. Vocea interioara ii sopteste: "Mizeaza totul pe 12!" Zis si facut. Bila se invarte, se invarte... Pica pe 33. Vocea interioara: "Vai, sa-mi bag p..a! Scuze!"
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Aug 24 2006, 09:19 PM
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 100% BMW corupt Group: Insiders Posts: 2,496 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 24 Car: e30 - 325ix din '89 Engine: 2.5 - 171 cp |
Unul la 7 dimineata, sub balcoanele unui bloc, zbiera din toti
bojocii: >-Nutzi ! Nuutziii ! >Nici un raspuns. >Iarasi : -Nutzi ! Nuutziii ! >Tot nici un raspuns. >Iarasi : -Nutzi ! Nuutziii ! >Catadicseste unul sa deschida : >-Ce gura matii vrei ma, de zbieri asa la 7 dimineata ? >-Nutzi s-a sculat ? >-Nu mi s-a sculat ! -------------------- e30 - 318i coupe din '90 / e30 - 318i coupe din '89 / e30 - 324d din '86 / e30 - 325ix din '89 / e30 - 325i din '88 / M5 engine 3800 cmc - over 340 hp (Nurburing Edition)
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Aug 25 2006, 08:18 PM
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 9% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 92 Joined: 7-March 06 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 220 |
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Aug 25 2006, 11:53 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
Esti inchis intr-o camera cu un manelist, un tigru, si o cobra. Ai o pusca in care ti-au mai ramas 2 gloante, ce faci?
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Aug 28 2006, 08:15 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
Va spun un lucru strict secret
M-am abonat la internet In prima zi de stat pe chat 9 gagici am agatat Si le-am chemat la 7 fix La barul din cartierul X Cand le-am zarit pe toate 9 Doamne, parc-am intrat la ZOO Prima-i bruneta cu par drept Pe maini, pe fatza si pe piept Si m-a privit zimbind usor Trantita intr-un carucior A doua insa m-a uimit Cu nasul ei cel ascutit Putea sa taie castraveti Dintr-un judetz in alt judetz A treia mi-a rinjit cuminte Cu gura fara nici un dinte C-un jet de stropi s-a prezentat : "Salut, sunt Silvia Scarlat" A patra tipa cred c-avea Vreo 4 tone si ceva Din fusta-i stramta de nailon Faceai trei huse la camion Pe-a cincea n-o vedeam de loc Doua grisine-n virf c-un smoc Spre mine cand s-a indreptat De la efort a lesinat A sasea-i buna, ma incita Insa de-a saptea e lipita Vai ce mirifice fapturi Trei maini, un ochi si doua guri A opta arata beton Proptita-n carja si-n baston La 83 de ani si-un pic Mi-a zis c-ar vrea sa-i fiu gagic A noua tipa, dragii mei, Te dizolvai in ochii ei "Eu sunt Marina" mi-a soptit O noapte-ntreaga ne-am iubit Acuma daca vreti sa stiti De ce am ochii obositi Si merg mai cracanat putin Marina mea era... Marin! -------------------- www.printareieftina.uv.ro - Servicii dtp, printare, copiere si multe altele |
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Aug 28 2006, 08:39 PM
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100% BMW corupt Group: Insiders Posts: 2,496 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 24 Car: e30 - 325ix din '89 Engine: 2.5 - 171 cp |
Am ras cu lacrimi! Si eu am patit-o cu astea de pe net! Am dat peste niste grase nasoale si nu mai stiam cum sa le dau papucii.  :puke: :puke: :puke:
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Aug 28 2006, 08:50 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
:crybaby: era doar o poezie comica mai ... acum te-ai dat in gol cu grase si schiloade 
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Aug 28 2006, 09:22 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
> I love you atat de tare
> Incat I believe ca mor, > You are so incantatoare > Oh, my dear, cat te-ador. > > When I go la brat cu tine > Ma simt very magulit > Ca are looking toti la mine > Oh, I'm so, so fericit. > > All ar fi atat e bine . > But you see, nu-i chiar asa > Caci I tell ce simt in mine > Dar tu smile si smile intr-una > And I think ca spun traznai. > Please don't face pe nebuna > Si mai look in ochii mei. > > Understand? I love you draga > Cum the hell sa-ti mai vorbesc > You are totul pentru mine > And I want sa te-ntalnesc. > > But is difficult, vezi bine > Caci your mother is pe faza > Si din five in five minute > Carefully te controleaza -------------------- www.printareieftina.uv.ro - Servicii dtp, printare, copiere si multe altele |
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Aug 28 2006, 09:23 PM
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 God himself? Group: Members Posts: 630 Joined: 19-July 06 From: Cluj-Napoca (The Highlands) Member No.: 388 Car: BMW nu mai e Engine: nici motor |
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