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 Jul 13 2006, 08:36 AM
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Jul 13 2006, 10:00 AM
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QUOTE (florin83)
ce se intampla cand mai dau linkuri de pe 4tuning... 
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Jul 13 2006, 03:59 PM
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 CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
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Jul 13 2006, 11:57 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
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Jul 14 2006, 09:36 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
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Jul 14 2006, 11:14 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
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Jul 19 2006, 11:03 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
http://www.worldjumpday.org/ deci maine la ora 13:39:13 secunde toata lumea sus
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Jul 20 2006, 11:06 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
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Jul 24 2006, 11:43 AM
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100% BMW corupt Group: Root Admin Posts: 8,263 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 13 Car: E36 325i Engine: M50 192CP |
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Jul 24 2006, 12:26 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
s-ul e mut nu sti ... k la franceza 
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Jul 25 2006, 11:09 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
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Jul 27 2006, 04:14 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
Un politist opreste masina la o benzinarie. Coboara, dar isi uita cheile inauntru si i se incuie portiera. Nestiind cum sa descuie usa fara chei il intreaba pe benzinar. Acesta, vazand ca geamul de la portiera este putin deschis, il sfatuieste pe politist sa incerce sa descuie usa cu o sarma. Zis si facut. Dupa un timp trece un om pe acolo si se pune pe ras. -De ce razi, dom'le? il intreaba benzinarul. - Pai este un politist mai incolo, care incearca sa traga siguranta de la usa masinii cu o sarma, ca sa o descuie. - Si ce e rau in asta? Ca eu l-am invatat... zice benzinarul - Pai, nu e nimic rau, dar e altul in masina, care zice: "mai la stanga,mai la dreapta"!!!
3 furnicutze fumeaza iarba de se fac praf. Trece elefantul pe langa ele si le intreaba: - Ce pm faceti aici mai furnicutzelor? Ele se sparg de ras si ii zic elefantului: - Auzi mah elefantule pun pariu ca nu poti sa ridici frimitura asta de paine si sa ti-o pui pe cap! Elefantul ia frimitura si o pune pe cap, furnicutzele se spargeau de ras - Auzi mai elefantule pun pariu ca nu poti sa calci pe frimitura asta! Elefantul calca, la care furnicutzele: - Sa moara mama, catamai sandwich-ul!!! Ce inseamna a avea curaj? Curajul este atunci cand un barbat se intoarce acasa la 4 dimineata mort de beat si intrand in casa si vazand-o pe nevasta-sa cu o matura in mana indrazneste sa o intrebe: - Faci curat sau ai de gand sa zbori pe undeva? -------------------- www.printareieftina.uv.ro - Servicii dtp, printare, copiere si multe altele |
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Jul 27 2006, 05:32 PM
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82% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 825 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 25 |
E ceva mai vechi, dar totusi funny chiar si cand il citesti a doua oara:
What's going on in the forums? Bentley Forums - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? Camaro/Firebird Forums - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back. Mustang (Chevelle) forums - - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me. Civic forums - - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me. VW Bug forum - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics) Lamborghini forum - - - Wind noise around 300 Km/h Miata forums - - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics) Chevy Tahoe forum - - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics) Cadillac forum - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo. Delorean forum - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. Mercedes forum - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board? Dodge Viper forum - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather? McLaren F1 forum - - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me. Hummer forum - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 40 Km away. That's $35 in gas. Fiat forum - - -Hello? Am I the only member? Subaru WRX forum - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot. Supra Forums - - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa. Ford 2.3 forums - - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start! |
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Jul 27 2006, 06:38 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
 :crybaby:
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Jul 28 2006, 01:09 AM
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 9% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 149 Joined: 16-May 06 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 296 Car: - Engine: - |
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Jul 28 2006, 02:20 AM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
:crybaby: acum chiar mi-au dat lacrimile
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Jul 31 2006, 06:02 PM
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 xX Group: Root Admin Posts: 545 Joined: 25-October 05 From: London, UK Member No.: 63 Car: K13R - soon Engine: 1.3 4L |
Masinile anului.
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Jul 31 2006, 06:40 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
:crybaby: ce tare e si competitia asta
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Aug 1 2006, 12:41 PM
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 100% BMW corupt Group: Administrators Posts: 8,513 Joined: 17-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 7 Car: E28 525i Engine: M30 2.5 147cp |
Subaru a cam intrat ca musca-n lapte. Au luat premiu la categoria 2-2,5 litri. Engine of the year a iesit altcineva
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Aug 1 2006, 03:11 PM
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82% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 825 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 25 |
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