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florin83
post Jul 5 2006, 04:02 PM
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moaaa.. ce adevaraciune..

PS: ce legatura are faptul ca are 4 prezoane cu tractiunea spate?
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post Jul 5 2006, 04:04 PM
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pozele aste tre sa le trimiti ,sa apara la rubrica aia kitch tuning...
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post Jul 5 2006, 09:51 PM
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vad eu cum fac.... pai io stiu... are grup de urs... :unibrow: am factu si eu o comparatie ceva... ce te ieie d emine mad.gif
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post Jul 5 2006, 10:03 PM
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nu ma ieie de tine, dar nu intelegeam :cool:
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post Jul 5 2006, 11:24 PM
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moama ce vb mey ... ala e prototip e inca in stadiu d dezvoltare concureaza la clasa cu enzo :retard:


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post Jul 6 2006, 12:45 AM
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vine Bula acasa de la scoala , cu o fatza de flamand
--maica-sa -- Bula , sa-ti fierb un ou?
--Bula --Da fierbe-ti tu o tzatza!!

Nevasta unui detinut merge in audienta la directorul inchisorii.
- Domnule director, va rog sa-i dati barbatului meu o munca mai usoara.
- Dar, doamna, sotul dumneavoastra lipeste etichete pe sticle, vi se pare ca e greu?
- Nenorocitul, mi-a zis ca sapa un tunel...

Un elefant sta cocotat itr-un visin. Trece o marmota in zbor:
-Ce faci elefantule in visin?
-Mananc cirese!
-Pai cum mananci cirese in visin?
-Pai le-am adus de-acas'!


Mama a ajuns la al treilea cantec de leagan. Copilul insa continua sa se rasuceasca in pat. La al patrulea cantec rabufneste:
-Mama, mai canti mult sau ma lasi sa dorm?!?
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post Jul 7 2006, 11:36 AM
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"Aceasta reclama pt Honda Accord a fost filmata 'live', fara computer graphics. Au filmat de 605 ori si de fiecare data ceva minor mergea gresit si totul trebuia pozitionat din nou si luat de la inceput. A 606-a oara totul a mers perfect. Filmarile au durat 3 luni si in final costurile s-au adunat la 6 milioane de dolari. Dupa cele trei luni, cei din echipa de fimare erau gata sa-si schimbe meseria.
Totul era amplasat cu atata grija ca toti mergeau pe varfuri ca nu cumva sa deranjeze ceva si sa cauzeze probleme nepravazute. Detalii cat de mici afectau precizia intregului ansamblu. Spre exemplu, in cursul zilei studioul se incalzea si parchetul se umfla putin cauzand o piulita sau teava de esapament sa se invarta mai repede, a explicat Rob Steiner, unul dintre producatori.
Nu exista decat 6 Honda Accord facute manual. Spre disperarea inginerilor de la Honda, echipa de filmare a dezasamblat doua dintre ele pentru filmari...
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/honda.php


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post Jul 7 2006, 01:51 PM
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Luk a patruns gandurile nebanuite ale femeii:

http://www.in360.ro/creier/


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post Jul 7 2006, 02:45 PM
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QUOTE (Gimi)
"Aceasta reclama pt Honda Accord a fost filmata 'live', fara computer graphics. Au filmat de 605 ori si de fiecare data ceva minor mergea gresit si totul trebuia pozitionat din nou si luat de la inceput. A 606-a oara totul a mers perfect. Filmarile au durat 3 luni si in final costurile s-au adunat la 6 milioane de dolari. Dupa cele trei luni, cei din echipa de fimare erau gata sa-si schimbe meseria.
Totul era amplasat cu atata grija ca toti mergeau pe varfuri ca nu cumva sa deranjeze ceva si sa cauzeze probleme nepravazute. Detalii cat de mici afectau precizia intregului ansamblu. Spre exemplu, in cursul zilei studioul se incalzea si parchetul se umfla putin cauzand o piulita sau teava de esapament sa se invarta mai repede, a explicat Rob Steiner, unul dintre producatori.
Nu exista decat 6 Honda Accord facute manual. Spre disperarea inginerilor de la Honda, echipa de filmare a dezasamblat doua dintre ele pentru filmari...
:eek: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/honda.php

nush c sa zic dar rotzile alea 3 care urca nu am inteles cum este posibil :|


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post Jul 7 2006, 03:39 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETD5V4a0Be8 :|


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post Jul 9 2006, 04:25 PM
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2 poze facute azi in targ... scuzati calitatea si claritatea... inelegetzi voi.... biggrin.gif
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post Jul 9 2006, 04:29 PM
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ce terminatzi laugh.gif .. mai ales aia cu dacia e penala rau ...cred k o sa imi fac un cont pe daciaclub sau cum se numeste sa fac kterink de ei :unibrow:


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post Jul 10 2006, 05:38 PM
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Inca o dovada a faptului ca BMW face masini cu o repartitie optima a masei (foarte bine echilibrate).

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post Jul 10 2006, 10:57 PM
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laugh.gif cat norok a avut k au fost barile alea jos s-a putut urca acolo si k nu a ramas infipt in parapetii aia :nod:


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post Jul 11 2006, 08:32 AM
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http://www.corriere.it/Primo_Piano/Sport/2...op_zidane.shtml

dati click..


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post Jul 11 2006, 10:37 AM
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Un brailean a montat pe o Nova un motor Renault de 1.8l si 136CP.
Fara discutie, modificarea este demna de lauda si respect: Dacia Nova GTi 16V

Ceea ce mi se pare insa haios este modul in care sunt exprimate performantele masinii:
"Masina in stadiul actual trage foarte bine are un demaraj pe treptele 1,2,3 demential umileste multe masini cu pretentii de sportive gen bmw 320i e36 calibra 2.0 c20ne etc..."

Deci, omul a precizat exact modelul de BMW pe care l-a umilit. Si ca sa evite vreo urma de ambiguitate (daca ar fi spus doar "BMW 320i" am fi putut crede ca era vreun E21 vechi si neingrijit), a specificat si platforma: E36 smile.gif

jaffar, ai grija pe drumurile tale catre Braila, sa nu fii umilit de Dacia Nova GTI 1.8 16v.
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post Jul 11 2006, 02:20 PM
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laugh.gif fi atent k s-au razvratit au inchis topic-ul ..k intram sa fac katerink laugh.gif


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post Jul 12 2006, 08:10 PM
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O idee foarte buna de masuta de sufragerie.
Are cineva pe acasa un bloc de motor V8 din aluminiu, care nu-i mai foloseste? smile.gif

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post Jul 12 2006, 09:33 PM
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da ma intreb cum o fi sa manaci pe un v12 :retard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-xvosHPsOY...riti%20de%20ris c faci manelele din oameni :dis:


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post Jul 12 2006, 09:37 PM
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