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 Jun 4 2006, 12:34 AM
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 CSL fan  Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D  |
S-au incheiat testele tehnice pentru camerele montate pe DN-1.
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Jun 4 2006, 12:24 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
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Jun 8 2006, 03:57 PM
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 100% BMW corupt Group: Administrators Posts: 8,513 Joined: 17-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 7 Car: E28 525i Engine: M30 2.5 147cp |
Aceasta poezie a fost nominalizata in 2005 la un concurs international de literatura - sectiunea Cea mai buna poezie. Este scrisa de un copil african. When I born, I Black,/ When I grow up, I Black,/ When I go in Sun, I Black,/ When I scared, I Black,/ When I sick, I Black,/ And when I die, I still black../ And you White fella,/ When you born, you Pink,/ When you grow up, you White,/ When you go in Sun, you Red,/ When you cold, you Blue,/ When you scared, you Yellow,/ When you sick, you Green,/ And when you die, you Gray../ And you calling me Colored ?? -------------------- Inline 6 in a 5-er 4 ever
E28 528i, E39 525i touring, E39 520i touring, E53 X5 4.4i, E70 X5 3.0si, E46 318i ex E39 520i exclusive, E39 525tds, E46 318d touring, E28 525i, E34 525i, E28 524td, E30 318i, E28 525i |
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Jun 8 2006, 04:00 PM
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 0% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 79 Joined: 24-October 05 From: Bucuresti - Militari Member No.: 57 Car: Opel Vectra A Engine: c18nz |
QUOTE (TiL) Aceasta poezie a fost nominalizata in 2005 la un concurs international de literatura - sectiunea Cea mai buna poezie. Este scrisa de un copil african. When I born, I Black,/ When I grow up, I Black,/ When I go in Sun, I Black,/ When I scared, I Black,/ When I sick, I Black,/ And when I die, I still black../ And you White fella,/ When you born, you Pink,/ When you grow up, you White,/ When you go in Sun, you Red,/ When you cold, you Blue,/ When you scared, you Yellow,/ When you sick, you Green,/ And when you die, you Gray../ And you calling me Colored ??
ce a putut sa-i treaca prin cap 
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Jun 8 2006, 11:45 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
Vand : Cimpoi cu pedale,Cutzit cu luneta,Topor cu amortizor, Harletz cu GPRS,Blana de sarpe,Galeata puma cu antena,Grebla nike cu handsfree,Chilotzi adidas cu bretele,Ciorapi reebok cu gluga,lantz cu tunner fm,set de schiuri cu remorca,nike-uri puma si Sosete cu gluga si fermoar NU RATA!!! OFERTA SPECIALA PLATESTI 2 PRIMESHTI 1 singur !!!
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Jun 9 2006, 10:37 PM
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 0% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 88 Joined: 1-April 06 From: Zalau-Cluj Napoca Member No.: 238 |
n3o..de unde le-ai mai scos si pe astea....am ras in hohote :crybaby:
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Jun 10 2006, 01:18 AM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
stiu si eu :cool: ... faza e k s-a vandut k painea calda... totusi mai am 2 pereche de sosete cu gluga , aman2 la 145 ron sau 80ron bucata da fara baterii :paranoid: .
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Jun 10 2006, 11:56 AM
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0% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 88 Joined: 1-April 06 From: Zalau-Cluj Napoca Member No.: 238 |
mie imi trebuia o galeata puma cu antena....
 ..cand mai faci comanda?
ce posturi prinde? AM,FM??? :cool: |
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Jun 10 2006, 12:56 PM
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 9% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 165 Joined: 23-October 05 From: Bucharest Member No.: 48 |
QUOTE (n3o) S-au incheiat testele tehnice pentru camerele montate pe DN-1.
http://www.tubel.ro/modules/news/article.php?storyid=111
pe DN1 parca sunt 2 benzi pe sens. -------------------- BMW 520, E12
RIDE LOW AND SLOW !!! |
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Jun 10 2006, 01:44 PM
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 100% BMW corupt Group: Root Admin Posts: 8,263 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 13 Car: E36 325i Engine: M50 192CP |
de la comarnic (parca) e cate o banda pe sens.. oricum mai mult ca sigur nu e in romania facuta poza ..
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Jun 10 2006, 09:07 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
QUOTE (FiaGT) mie imi trebuia o galeata puma cu antena....
..cand mai faci comanda?
ce posturi prinde? AM,FM??? :cool: sunt ultima generatie prind AM STEREO :nod: -------------------- www.printareieftina.uv.ro - Servicii dtp, printare, copiere si multe altele |
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Jun 10 2006, 09:08 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
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Jun 11 2006, 09:07 PM
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 36% BMW corupt Group: Insiders Posts: 404 Joined: 4-April 06 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 242 Car: E46 Engine: M54 |
[quote="n3o"]Vand : Grebla nike cu handsfreequote]
Maama de cand caut de-asta !!!. Zi-mi ca mai ai macar versiunea aia cu dinti interschimbabili si maner pe 18". :crybaby: Hai ca-ti dau bani buni pe ea, ca-mi trebuie neaparat la aspirator :unibrow: 
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Jun 11 2006, 11:23 PM
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 82% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 850 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 31 Car: E92 325i Engine: 218CP |
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Jun 12 2006, 07:48 AM
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 18% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 246 Joined: 21-October 05 Member No.: 43 |
QUOTE (alexandru_83) http://www.metacafe.com/watch/152624/cris_...lf_a_woman/#top
Cum vine asta? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: ce nebunie o mai fi si asta????????????? -------------------- E 39,525dA,2001
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Jun 16 2006, 10:07 AM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
ATENTIE : A aparut un nou virus periculos avand denumirea:
"munca". Daca primesti vreo "munca" de la vreun coleg sau de la seful tau, sub nici o forma nu te atinge de el! Acest virus poate distruge complet viata ta personala. Daca vei considera ca ai fost infectat, ia-ti urgent haina si 2 prieteni, duceti-va la primul bar si incercati sa va devirusati. Comandati 3 pahare de ceva, repetati de 4 ori, dupa care veti constata ca "munca" s-a sters. Trimite urgent acest e-mail cel putin la 5 prieteni. Daca observi ca nu ai 5 prieteni, atunci ai fost infectat cu virusul "munca" si acesta iti guverneaza deja viata. -------------------- www.printareieftina.uv.ro - Servicii dtp, printare, copiere si multe altele |
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Jun 16 2006, 10:11 AM
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100% BMW corupt Group: Root Admin Posts: 8,263 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 13 Car: E36 325i Engine: M50 192CP |
asta era scris pe capota unei masini :
("se ia cu apa" - pt cei care nu au inteles  )
se pare ca nu s-a luat ca masina era curata
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Jun 16 2006, 11:50 AM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
Toti oamenii de stiinta jucau fata'ascunselea in Rai. Se pune Einstein si incepe sa numere. Toti se ascund pe unde gasesc, numai Newton ia o creta, traseaza un patrat cu latura de 1 m si se aseaza in mijlocul lui. Dupa ce termina de numarat, Eistein se intoarce si, binenteles il vede pe Newton: Eistein: Te-am vazut. Tu esti Newton. Newton: Imi pare rau, dar nu sunt eu. Eistein: Cum adica nu esti tu? Te cunosc f bine. Esti Newton. Newton: Ia priveste mai atent. Ce vezi? Eistein: Tu in mijlocul unui patrat cu latura de 1 m. Newton: Pai si ce inseamna Newton pe metru patrat? Eistein: Pascal. Newton: Pai vezi? El e. -------------------- www.printareieftina.uv.ro - Servicii dtp, printare, copiere si multe altele |
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Jun 16 2006, 10:12 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
Intrebare: "Ai facut sex vreodata cu un prof?" exista un raspuns sincer: "Am intretinut relatii sexuale zilnice cu dirigu` meu direct la scoala <El ma f***a la cap si pe mine ma durea in c*r
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Jun 16 2006, 10:14 PM
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CSL fan Group: Insiders Posts: 1,944 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Bucharest, Pta. Romana Member No.: 120 Car: e39 530da touring Engine: 3.0D |
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