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post Mar 27 2006, 08:42 PM
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cat costa un amortizor monroe sau bilstein??? pt e30 pe fatza??? nou. mersi.
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post Mar 29 2006, 09:27 PM
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post Mar 29 2006, 09:28 PM
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post Apr 9 2006, 01:20 PM
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sa zic si eu.. acum ceva vreme mi-am rupt o tija de la timonerie..
am reparat-o sapt trecuta, am mers cu masina decat de la service pana acasa.. cand sa mai plec cu ea nu a mai pornit deloc.  
era de la electromotor. l-am schimbat, am fost cu masina sa bag aer in roti si pe drum a inceput sa traga urat in stanga. capu de la plenatara dus..sad.gif


povestea continua... :crybaby:

am avut de facut cateva drumuri (da, cu capu de planetara praf :retard: )..
ei bine, aveam pana pe stanga fata.. cric n-am, pompa n-am sad.gif
am chemat un prieten cu un aparat d-ala de se baga la bricheta si umfla roata (nu stiu cum se cheama)..
umflu eu roata, plec cu ea si zic sa bag niste benzina in drumurile pe care le-am avut de facut..
eram pe la omv udriste, dar n-am bagat, am zis ca bag de la petrom de la mine..
ajung aici bineinteles ca era inchis sad.gif..
cel mai apropiat era petromul de la batistei, in spate la intercontinental..
zic ca ma duc acolo.. ei bine, cand sa intru pe straduta cu benzinaria raman fara benzina :crybaby: :crybaby: .. mai erau 100, maxim 200m.
n-am mai insistat ca am zis sa nu am pb dupa aia cu pornitul. ea mai se chinuia.
iau bidonul, ma duc, iau benzina si cand sa pun benzina in rezervor surpriza!!! nu-mi mergea inchiderea centralizata si capacul de la rezervor era inchis :retard:
m-am jucat eu vreo 5min ba la telecomanda, ba la tamburushu de la usa soferului (care deschide/inchide tot).. ei bine nimic...
mi-am bagat $%@#%, am luat surubelnita si am smuls incuietoarea de la capacul de la rezervor.. :crybaby:
eram si stationat aiurea si nu prea aveau loc sa treaca aia din ambele sensuri pe langa mine..
pun eu benzina (bineinteles ca jumate am varsat-o pe mine ca asa fac mereu :retard: ) si zic sa ma duc sa mai bag vreo 10L..
bineinteles ca era REVIZIE :retard: :crybaby: :retard: :eek:

atat pt azi.. sunt curios ce mai urmeaza, ca sapt asta vreau sa-mi cumpar capu de planetara..

aa.. al dracu cap nu a mai facut nimic.. nici macar un zgomot..
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post Apr 9 2006, 02:13 PM
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florine nu sti ca atunci cand e sa te lase te lasa toate?
eu cand am ramas fara baterie s-a stricat si alarma si pompa de benzina :crybaby: dar asta a fost demult (prin ianuarie) a si de atunci nu mi-a mai facut probleme pompa de benzina cu toate ca in afara de a o da jos si a o curata un pic altceva nu am facut


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post Apr 9 2006, 04:14 PM
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mda.. am vrut sa plec cu ea.. pana pe stanga spate :crybaby: :crybaby:
mi-a adus cineva cric.. dar dracu desface prezoanele stranse de m... aia de la vulcanizari..
cred ca o sa ma duc sa cumpar un bidon de 5L de benzina si ii dau foc.. :plasma:
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post Apr 9 2006, 04:38 PM
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cred ca o sa ma duc sa cumpar un bidon de 5L de benzina si ii dau foc.. :plasma:


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post Apr 10 2006, 08:19 AM
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ma duc, iau benzina si cand sa pun benzina in rezervor surpriza!!! nu-mi mergea inchiderea centralizata si capacul de la rezervor era inchis :retard:  
m-am jucat eu vreo 5min ba la telecomanda, ba la tamburushu de la usa soferului (care deschide/inchide tot).. ei bine nimic...
mi-am bagat $%@#%, am luat surubelnita si am smuls incuietoarea de la capacul de la rezervor..  :crybaby:  


Cred ca in portbagaj, pe mocheta din partea dreapta ai fi putut gasi un declansator manual al incuietorii de la rezervor. Cam la toate masinile care au inchidere electrica la capacul rezervorului sunt puse si declansatoare manuale. Ai stricat masina :retard: :finger: :ninja:


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post Apr 10 2006, 08:26 AM
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asa stiam si eu smile.gif

n-am stricat-o, decat s-a indoit tija care blocheaza usita, dar am indreptat-o acasa smile.gif
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post Apr 10 2006, 08:29 AM
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daca ne gandim un pic ... florin a actionat ca orice om nervos care in momentul in care se aduna toate pe capul lui alege ideea cea mai rapida ... cel putin jumatate din noi am face la fel :nod: ....... eu unu am smuls modulul de alarma la nervi :crybaby: sa ma vedeti ce frumos o fi sa repar ce am stricat pe-acolo


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post Apr 10 2006, 08:30 AM
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mda... asa e.. chiar nu aveam ce sa fac.. doar nu stateam cu masina oprita pe prima banda, aproape de o intersectie, sa repar inchiderea.. :crybaby:
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post Apr 10 2006, 06:04 PM
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doar nu stateam cu masina oprita pe prima banda, aproape de o intersectie, sa repar inchiderea

sa stii ca s-au inventat si servomuschii....adica o masina (mai ales cu roti rotunde) poate fii si impinsa......


aaaaaaaa dar am uitat tu ai 34 de kile cu TVA cu tot biggrin.gif


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post Apr 10 2006, 06:15 PM
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post Apr 13 2006, 09:45 PM
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capac de delcou. s-a crapat in 2. nu stiu cum naiba. oricum treaba a fost nasoala. dar daca tot am pus unul tzipla. am si eu nevoie de carbunele ala de sus si mai am nevoie si de tot ansamblul ala. ruptor sau ce mai este pe acolo. placutele alea care fac contact. alea ma intereseaza. multumesc.
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post Apr 15 2006, 09:35 AM
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ala tipla al tau era fara carbune?


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post Apr 15 2006, 11:20 AM
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pai am lut carbunele de pe ala vechi.
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post Apr 27 2006, 09:23 AM
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Cablurile franei de mana au obiceiul sa sara din prinderile de pe bascula si incomodeaza bieletele barei stabilizatoare, subtiindu-le pana se rup. Treaba asta am descoperit-o abia dupa ce s-au rupt ambele. Pe una am scos-o. Pe cealalta am miscat-o din pozitia ei normala, ca sa nu bata be undeva, mai ales in conducta franei de mana. Beleaua e ca la damburi atingea burduful planetarei. Cum am mers numai offroad, nu mi-am dat seama ca se haraie ceva decat prea tarziu, cand am iesit la asfalt... Pot sa refac/schimb burduful asta cumva?


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post Apr 27 2006, 06:03 PM
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ca sa nu bata be undeva, mai ales in conducta franei de mana.

tu ai frana de mana hidraulica?


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post Apr 27 2006, 06:27 PM
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Acum vad ce am scris... :eek: era vorba de conducta de frana de serviciu, aia cu lichid.


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post Apr 28 2006, 07:58 AM
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am spart sonda aia de al check control. aia din baia de ulei. am rupt o urechiusha... oricum am lasat capacul care era ep baia care am cumparat-o. am luat o baie de ulei de pe un 2.4 diesel. se pupa perfect... numai ca am avut de astupat niste gauri. adica care venea de ep la turbina. oricum nu au fost probleme. am mai stricat cred ca diferentialul open.... e un 3.64. dar cred ca merge si acuma...
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