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cristic View Member Profile	Feb 15 2006, 07:47 AM Post #261
CristiC Group: Insiders Posts: 1,138 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Ploiesti Member No.: 26 Car: E87 Engine: 116i 115cp 2007	Tin sa multumesc tuturor prietenilor care mi-au trimis e-mailuri inlantuite pana la aceasta data Deoarece, gratie amabilitatii voastre : 1. Am incetat de a mai bea Cola de cand am descoperit ca dizolva tartrul de pe peretii vasului de WC ! 2. Nu ma mai duc la cinema de frica sa nu ma asez pe un ac de seringa infectat cu SIDA ! 3. Put deoarece nu mai folosesc deodorant care poate sa-mi provoace cancer! 4. Nu mai stationez cu masina in parcare deoarece mi-e frica ca cineva imi va inmana un esantion de parfum pentru a ma droga si dupa aceea sa ma jefuiasca ! 5. Nu mai raspund la telefon deoarece mi se poate solicita sa formez un numar lung si stupid urmand sa primesc o factura infernala cu apeluri in Uganda, Singapore sau Tokyo !! 6. Cand ies la club nu indraznesc sa ma uit dupa nici o fata, chiar daca este foarte frumoasa, deoarece mi-e frica ca ma atrage intr-un hotel, ma drogheaza si-mi preleveaza rinichii pentru a-i vinde pe piata neagra! 8. Am depus toate economiile in contul lui Amy Bruce, o fetita sarmana care a fost spitalizata cu o maladie ingrozitoare de cel putin 7000 de ori. (Ceea ce este straniu este ca aceasta fetita continua sa aiba 8 ani din 1995...) 9. GSM-ul meu Nokia gratuit n-a sosit niciodata, nici vacantele platite la Dysneyland care le-am castigat ! 10. Mi-am pus cel putin 50 de dorinte care nu s-au realizat niciodata si am difuzat mesajele < norocoase > la toate cunostintele mele de frica sa nu fiu atins de vreo criza cardiaca daca nu le trimit ! Tuturor le MULTUMESC DIN INIMA ! IMPORTANT: Daca nu trimiti acest mesaj in urmatoarele 10 secunde la cel putin 12000 persoane, o pasarica ti se va gainata pe cap maine fix la 17h30 !!!.. -------------------- ex E30; ex E46; now E87

florin83 View Member Profile	Feb 15 2006, 09:27 PM Post #262
100% BMW corupt Group: Root Admin Posts: 8,263 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 13 Car: E36 325i Engine: M50 192CP

io's® View Member Profile	Feb 15 2006, 09:39 PM Post #263
. Group: Super Moderators Posts: 5,955 Joined: 31-October 05 From: Bucureşti Member No.: 72 Car: . Engine: .	QUOTE (florin83) moaaa... ce faci florine.. ti-ai luat masina? -------------------- "PUTEREA BATE CUPLU PT CA TOT TIMPUL VEI GASI O TREAPTA INFERIOARA UNDE SA O PUI" "BMW E PENTRU DRUMURI LUNGI PE CARE SA LE FACI MAI REPEDE DECIT ORICINE PE SOSEA, SA MERGI TARE SI PE AUTOSTRADA SI PE SERPENTINE SI SA -I DAI 200 SI LA DEAL SI LA VALE"

florin83 View Member Profile	Feb 15 2006, 10:02 PM Post #264
100% BMW corupt Group: Root Admin Posts: 8,263 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 13 Car: E36 325i Engine: M50 192CP	nu.. era inchiriata

io's® View Member Profile	Feb 15 2006, 10:25 PM Post #265
. Group: Super Moderators Posts: 5,955 Joined: 31-October 05 From: Bucureşti Member No.: 72 Car: . Engine: .	QUOTE (florin83) nu.. era inchiriata pacat , iti statea destul de bine -------------------- "PUTEREA BATE CUPLU PT CA TOT TIMPUL VEI GASI O TREAPTA INFERIOARA UNDE SA O PUI" "BMW E PENTRU DRUMURI LUNGI PE CARE SA LE FACI MAI REPEDE DECIT ORICINE PE SOSEA, SA MERGI TARE SI PE AUTOSTRADA SI PE SERPENTINE SI SA -I DAI 200 SI LA DEAL SI LA VALE"

George77 View Member Profile	Feb 15 2006, 10:41 PM Post #266
36% BMW corupt Group: Insiders Posts: 450 Joined: 20-November 05 From: Ottawa Member No.: 101 Car: e30 318is Engine: m42 +12psi of boost	Vad ca ai o atractie speciala pentru modelele 4x4 -------------------- UPGRADES SO FAR:12psi of boost,Fidanza 13lbs flywheel, M3 BULLY stage 3 clutch(240mm), getrag260 transmission,Coils over plugs (COP),Stock engine

florin83 View Member Profile	Feb 16 2006, 08:17 AM Post #267
100% BMW corupt Group: Root Admin Posts: 8,263 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 13 Car: E36 325i Engine: M50 192CP	pacat ca nu am putut sa o aduc aici ca va plimbam si pe voi.. pt cine vrea sa faca un test drive gratuit masina e pe undeva inspre intrarea pe transfagarasan. de la curtea de arges in sus, vreo 15km.. vedeti ca usa e legata cu o sarma. sa nu va intepati in ea..

Ionut View Member Profile	Feb 16 2006, 08:18 AM Post #268
100% BMW corupt Group: Insiders Posts: 1,723 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 29 Car: BMW E46 318I 2002 Engine: N42 2.0 143CP	hmm...nu prea il prinde culoarea... -------------------- ex...e36 316i ex...e30 327i ex...e46 318i ex...e60 520i today just off-road - Navarone

florin83 View Member Profile	Feb 16 2006, 08:19 AM Post #269
100% BMW corupt Group: Root Admin Posts: 8,263 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 13 Car: E36 325i Engine: M50 192CP	da nimeni nu ma intreaba ce e sub capota. :unibrow:

Ionut View Member Profile	Feb 16 2006, 08:26 AM Post #270
100% BMW corupt Group: Insiders Posts: 1,723 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 29 Car: BMW E46 318I 2002 Engine: N42 2.0 143CP	ce e sub capota???? -------------------- ex...e36 316i ex...e30 327i ex...e46 318i ex...e60 520i today just off-road - Navarone

florin83 View Member Profile	Feb 16 2006, 08:28 AM Post #271
100% BMW corupt Group: Root Admin Posts: 8,263 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 13 Car: E36 325i Engine: M50 192CP	esti chior? nu vezi ca nu-i nimic?

cristic View Member Profile	Feb 16 2006, 09:09 AM Post #272
CristiC Group: Insiders Posts: 1,138 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Ploiesti Member No.: 26 Car: E87 Engine: 116i 115cp 2007	super merg la carrefour si io :unibrow: oricum banii ii am in buzunar (cativa) si restul pe card, iar actele sunt la loc sigur -------------------- ex E30; ex E46; now E87

Zom View Member Profile	Feb 16 2006, 11:29 AM Post #273
100% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 1,167 Joined: 17-October 05 From: bucuresti Member No.: 6	- tatiii, ...

cristic View Member Profile	Feb 17 2006, 07:41 AM Post #274
CristiC Group: Insiders Posts: 1,138 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Ploiesti Member No.: 26 Car: E87 Engine: 116i 115cp 2007	Tipuri de orgasm 1.Astmatica: Aahh...ahhh...ahhh! 2.Geografica: Aici, aici, aici, aici! 3.Matematiciana: Mai mult, mai mult, mai mult, mai mult! 4.Religioasa : Oh Doamne, oh Doamne! 5.Sinucigasa: Mor, mor! 6.Criminala: Daca te opresti acum, te omor! 7.Zootehnista: Vino taurul meu, vino! 8.Cheerleader: Da-i...da-i...da-i! 9.Profesoara de engleza: Oh... yes, oh...good... 10.Tipul manager de proiect: Nu te opri! Continua, continua! 11.Negativa: Nuuu, nuuuuuu! 12.Pozitiva: Da...da...da! 13.Profesoara: Da...asa...pe acolo...foarte bine...corect...perfect. 14.Dezinformata : Ce e asta?... De ce?... Ce-mi faci? 15.Analista de sistem: OK. Procesul s-a terminat cu succes. 16.Clarvazatoarea: Simt ca vine... aproape ca a venit... il vad, il vad. 17.Mincinoasa: Oh, oh, acuma da-te jos! 18.Nehotarata: Oh da, oh nu, Oh Doamne... 19.Sportiva: Ma duc, ma duuuuuc, am fost! 20.Orgasmul profetic: Vin; Viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!! -------------------- ex E30; ex E46; now E87

cristic View Member Profile	Feb 20 2006, 09:55 AM Post #275
CristiC Group: Insiders Posts: 1,138 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Ploiesti Member No.: 26 Car: E87 Engine: 116i 115cp 2007	http://www.dutein.iad.ro/bancuri.html -------------------- ex E30; ex E46; now E87

gangsta1 View Member Profile	Feb 21 2006, 04:01 AM Post #276
0% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 50 Joined: 15-February 06 From: Cluj-Napoca Member No.: 192	http://top15alfa.free.fr/t/ozone.html -------------------- BMW E30 OO=[][]=OO FAN <C.S.R> Cluj Street Racing member

cristic View Member Profile	Feb 21 2006, 08:37 AM Post #277
CristiC Group: Insiders Posts: 1,138 Joined: 19-October 05 From: Ploiesti Member No.: 26 Car: E87 Engine: 116i 115cp 2007	Banc din categoria GSM Cum se numeste un tigan pe o bicicleta? R:mobilrom. Cum se numeste un tigan în cosmos? R:cosmorom -------------------- ex E30; ex E46; now E87

gangsta1 View Member Profile	Feb 22 2006, 01:49 AM Post #278
0% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 50 Joined: 15-February 06 From: Cluj-Napoca Member No.: 192	-------------------- BMW E30 OO=[][]=OO FAN <C.S.R> Cluj Street Racing member

TiL View Member Profile	Feb 22 2006, 05:06 PM Post #279
100% BMW corupt Group: Administrators Posts: 8,513 Joined: 17-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 7 Car: E28 525i Engine: M30 2.5 147cp	Ia priviti aici veselie: http://fishki.net/comment.php?id=8063 -------------------- Inline 6 in a 5-er 4 ever E28 528i, E39 525i touring, E39 520i touring, E53 X5 4.4i, E70 X5 3.0si, E46 318i ex E39 520i exclusive, E39 525tds, E46 318d touring, E28 525i, E34 525i, E28 524td, E30 318i, E28 525i

florin83 View Member Profile	Feb 22 2006, 08:57 PM Post #280
100% BMW corupt Group: Root Admin Posts: 8,263 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 13 Car: E36 325i Engine: M50 192CP	QUOTE (TiL) Ia priviti aici veselie: http://fishki.net/comment.php?id=8063 :eek: :eek: :eek:

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