Scânteia veselă

Scânteia veselă

81DMC77 View Member Profile	Sep 22 2010, 07:27 PM Post #1601
Marcel D. Group: Members Posts: 688 Joined: 25-July 07 From: Corusu Member No.: 1,035 Car: E39 + E46 Engine: M52 2.0 150CP + M43	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIOQfdn9L9c -------------------- Marcel D. BMW E39 520i, BMW E46 318i, Seat Toledo 2.0 FSI - under destruction ---------------------------------------- ex E30 318i, ex E30 324d

Mihai_AMD View Member Profile	Sep 22 2010, 07:36 PM Post #1602
> Membru de onoare < Group: Members Posts: 3,522 Joined: 18-June 07 From: Gaesti,Dambovita Member No.: 988 Car: E12, E34 Engine: M20B20, M50B20	CITAT(05aBi @ Sep 21 2010, 08:16 PM) LOW, nu era parcat in locul daciei albe cand am plecat la Sovata ? aaa...acolo bateai...da,acolo era LOW in noaptea aia,insa la Paltinis am plecat,pe 9aug 2008 :PPP -------------------- BMW E12 550i M70, since 1977 BMW E34 520i M50, since 1995 BMW E39 530d M57,since 1999 BMW E39 530d M57,since 2002

Mihai_AMD View Member Profile	Sep 29 2010, 10:33 PM Post #1603
> Membru de onoare < Group: Members Posts: 3,522 Joined: 18-June 07 From: Gaesti,Dambovita Member No.: 988 Car: E12, E34 Engine: M20B20, M50B20	azi,vorbeam cu niste vecini,si am aflat de ce a cedat cutia de la loganul altui vecin cica a vrut sa economiseasca ceva bani si a vrut sa faca acas in regie proprie schimbul de ulei si ,cum e normal a dat drumu la ulei,a pus busonu la loc si a pus apoi ulei pe sus....toate bune si frumoase pana a plecat cu ea dimineata la munca si nush dupa cati km a inceput sa bata cutia si pana la urma sa facut muci pe acolo. Faza tare vine acum.....si-a dat seama ca de fapt el daduse drumu la uleiul din cutie,si apoi cand a completat de fapt avea vreo 8-9 litri in motor(uleiul vechi plus cel nou)...)))))))))))))))))))) This post has been edited by db85amd: Sep 29 2010, 10:34 PM -------------------- BMW E12 550i M70, since 1977 BMW E34 520i M50, since 1995 BMW E39 530d M57,since 1999 BMW E39 530d M57,since 2002

tomado e28 owner View Member Profile	Sep 29 2010, 11:16 PM Post #1604
100% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 1,452 Joined: 21-September 08 From: Oradea Member No.: 1,803 Car: ex e28, actual C70 Engine: 2.4i 170cp	Si nu e banc Cum sa nu stii frate care e cutia si care motorul?

wrctheo View Member Profile	Oct 4 2010, 07:55 PM Post #1605
0% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 90 Joined: 8-April 08 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 1,572 Car: e30 Engine: M20B20	Am gasit pe un blog: Bentley : Am folosit scrumiera azi, doresc sa o inlocuiesc. Lamborghini : Problema grava, apare un suierat de vant la 320km/h Toyota : Voua va merge masina cu baterii AA sau AAA? Ferrari : Am traversat o cale ferata, pagube sub masina de 20.000$. VW : Am facut pana, mai aveam motorina, dar s-a terminat uleiul. Smart : O idioata cu un Jeep a trecut azi peste masina mea Jeep : Mi s-a blocat un smart intre motor si scut (poze) Ford : Stie cineva un mecanic bun? Renault: Mai am o luna tratament psihiatric, incep sa ma obisnuiesc cu greierii. Cadillac : La voi in garaj aveti loc sa deschideti usile? Honda : Am furat cheile de la masina bunicului, cum o pornesc? Audi : Cat de mult pot sa-mi iubesc masina! Mercedes : De unde oglinzi mai ieftine? Porsche : Si eu probleme cu ceafa de la acceleratie. Fiat : Hei, nu mai e nimeni pe aici? Hummer : Caut service mai apropiat de 10km, ca ma costa 1mil drumul. Citroen : Mi s-au defectat comenzile vocale si bordul holograma. BMW : Am scos toba si tot nu reusesc sa trezesc tot cartierul. McLaren : Un penibil cu un F16 a sugerat sa ne intrecem. Skoda : Am mai gasit o piesa identica cu Audi la motor. Subaru : Cumpar cauciucuri. Land Rover : Intalnire auto maine pe Himalaya. Volvo : Petitie pentru noile teste NCAP cu 10 stele. Dacia : Am schimbat totul si tot nu porneste! Kinda funny -------------------- ____________ ˙uɐɔ ı ǝsnɐɔǝq

xox View Member Profile	Oct 5 2010, 01:15 AM Post #1606
Beer Powered Group: Members Posts: 2,699 Joined: 9-October 06 Member No.: 460 Car: E36 Engine: M43B16	Bestial! -------------------- Ex: M10B18(Pierburg)/18(L-Jetronic)/18(Pierburg)/M43TUB19/M20B20

haifisch View Member Profile	Oct 10 2010, 04:16 PM Post #1607
Was ist Zeit? Group: Super Moderators Posts: 2,084 Joined: 31-October 05 Member No.: 75 Car: E28 Engine: M20 2.0i 129CP	mai veche dar am ras cu lacrimi http://gsptv.gsp.ro/viewVideo1.php?video_i...oala_mea__quot_

coman cosmin View Member Profile	Oct 11 2010, 09:06 AM Post #1608
91% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 919 Joined: 11-April 08 From: aleea circului Member No.: 1,580 Car: E28 Engine: 3.5/218hp	nu te rade prea mult ca poate iei boala.si nu prea te vad bine -------------------- E28 FOREVER

Shark View Member Profile	Oct 14 2010, 06:03 PM Post #1609
73% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 748 Joined: 3-February 06 From: Iasi Member No.: 176 Car: E30 316i Engine: M40B16 100CP	Ati vazut pe 4tuning noua poveste a lui Baiazid si Mircea? -------------------- You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and "Duck" Tape. For everything that doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. For everything that shouldn't move and it does, use the duct tape.

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brown.shark View Member Profile	Oct 15 2010, 01:28 PM Post #1611
100% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 1,111 Joined: 18-February 07 Member No.: 659 Car: e 28 Engine: m 21	05aBi - neste ciori cretine... jantele alea arata chiar a caruta...26' ...trb sa fii chiar dus definitiv....

xander View Member Profile	Oct 16 2010, 06:03 PM Post #1612
73% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 766 Joined: 28-October 07 From: iasi Member No.: 1,243 Car: E28,E39 Engine: M21,116CP M57 193CP	Angajatii unei companii multinationale sunt intrebati ce vor face cu banii din prima de Craciun. Elvetianul: Din banii de prima imi cumpar o barca. ... Reporterul: Si cu restul? Elvetianul: si cu restul imi renovez fatada casei. Englezul: Din banii de prima imi cumpar o masina sport. Reporterul: Si cu restul? Englezul: si cu restul ma duc intr-o excursie in Africa . Romanul: Din banii de prima imi cumpar un pulover. Reporterul: Si cu restul? Romanul: Restul mi-i da mama.

xox View Member Profile	Oct 16 2010, 07:58 PM Post #1613
Beer Powered Group: Members Posts: 2,699 Joined: 9-October 06 Member No.: 460 Car: E36 Engine: M43B16	http://life.hotnews.ro/stiri-fun-7924813-c...entru-iisus.htm De fapt nu-i chiar asa nostim.. -------------------- Ex: M10B18(Pierburg)/18(L-Jetronic)/18(Pierburg)/M43TUB19/M20B20

xox View Member Profile	Oct 16 2010, 09:19 PM Post #1614
Beer Powered Group: Members Posts: 2,699 Joined: 9-October 06 Member No.: 460 Car: E36 Engine: M43B16	Merita sa va uitati pana la capat: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1996901/fast_furious_hamsters/ -------------------- Ex: M10B18(Pierburg)/18(L-Jetronic)/18(Pierburg)/M43TUB19/M20B20

xox View Member Profile	Oct 16 2010, 09:33 PM Post #1615
Beer Powered Group: Members Posts: 2,699 Joined: 9-October 06 Member No.: 460 Car: E36 Engine: M43B16	Si asta e nostima: http://www.wimp.com/brokenheadlight/ Police Officer: Sir, your car has a broken headlight, oh no, wolves... This post has been edited by xox: Oct 16 2010, 09:35 PM -------------------- Ex: M10B18(Pierburg)/18(L-Jetronic)/18(Pierburg)/M43TUB19/M20B20

brown.shark View Member Profile	Oct 17 2010, 12:55 AM Post #1616
100% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 1,111 Joined: 18-February 07 Member No.: 659 Car: e 28 Engine: m 21	xox - are audio la tine asta ?

xox View Member Profile	Oct 17 2010, 01:48 AM Post #1617
Beer Powered Group: Members Posts: 2,699 Joined: 9-October 06 Member No.: 460 Car: E36 Engine: M43B16	Nu are, e de pe o camera de supraveghere sigur Sunt curios totusi unde se intampla d'astea. O fi prin state? -------------------- Ex: M10B18(Pierburg)/18(L-Jetronic)/18(Pierburg)/M43TUB19/M20B20

brown.shark View Member Profile	Oct 17 2010, 01:54 AM Post #1618
100% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 1,111 Joined: 18-February 07 Member No.: 659 Car: e 28 Engine: m 21	se cunostea dupe chipiu bre.... Video Cop Jumps Into Car To Escape Wolves The Event In This Clip Was Shot In Russia On Highway M23 Well Russia Is A Country Full Of Surprise Youll Never Know What Youre Going To Get Watch The Cop Get Attacked By Wolves In The Video After The Jump from zercustoms.com This post has been edited by brown.shark: Oct 17 2010, 01:55 AM

xox View Member Profile	Oct 17 2010, 02:09 AM Post #1619
Beer Powered Group: Members Posts: 2,699 Joined: 9-October 06 Member No.: 460 Car: E36 Engine: M43B16	Ai dreptate, trasa m23(nu mi-a picat fisa desi le-am vazut chipiile - parca in uk arata altfel iar in state sunt negre sau ceva). Este si o versiune filmata din masina: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMSN8HW4VFQ se discuta daca-i real ori nu. Either way, e nostim -------------------- Ex: M10B18(Pierburg)/18(L-Jetronic)/18(Pierburg)/M43TUB19/M20B20

bartro View Member Profile	Oct 17 2010, 10:54 AM Post #1620
zijdelings geïnteresseerd Group: Super Moderators Posts: 7,961 Joined: 14-January 07 From: around here Member No.: 530 Car: 114 2002 / E12 528 Engine: M10 100cp / M30 165cp	Cand ati mai schimbat ulei la masina? Aveti grija.. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101016/ap_on_...acking_warrants -------------------- Black heart scarring darker still To keep up with me You've got to walk like a panther tonight

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