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 Mar 5 2010, 01:48 PM
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 100% BMW corupt  Group: Members Posts: 1,891 Joined: 18-February 07 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 658 Car: E21 Engine: M10 1.6 90cp  |
Interesante rau videoclipurile de pe site.
 Filmuletul asta e caterinca rau  http://www.happyfish.ro/vrem_alta_romanie/...t_in_continuare This post has been edited by 05aBi: Mar 5 2010, 01:48 PM -------------------- Baby Six
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Mar 5 2010, 03:22 PM
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 jah soldier Group: Members Posts: 3,737 Joined: 5-May 06 From: cocalartown berceni Member No.: 276 Car: E46 sedan 2.0d Engine: M47TUD20 nusestieCP |
QUOTE (05aBi @ Mar 5 2010, 01:48 PM)  Interesante rau videoclipurile de pe site. Filmuletul asta e caterinca rau http://www.happyfish.ro/vrem_alta_romanie/...t_in_continuare seria aia de filme cu ejprost e facuta de un amic de-al meu -------------------- Bob
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Mar 5 2010, 10:35 PM
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 Cazan owner Group: Members Posts: 1,516 Joined: 19-September 07 From: Severin Member No.: 1,153 Car: E28 525i Engine: M50B25 192 CP |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vWm47yPLGc...feature=related nu stiu daca a fost sau nu...dar eu ma sparg de ras --------------------  |
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Mar 24 2010, 10:45 AM
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 100% BMW corupt Group: Administrators Posts: 8,513 Joined: 17-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 7 Car: E28 525i Engine: M30 2.5 147cp |
El catre ea:
Iubito mi se pare ca incepi sa semeni din ce in ce mai mult cu maica-ta...ai ochii ma-tii, gura ma-tii, gatu' ma-tii... -------------------- Inline 6 in a 5-er 4 ever
E28 528i, E39 525i touring, E39 520i touring, E53 X5 4.4i, E70 X5 3.0si, E46 318i ex E39 520i exclusive, E39 525tds, E46 318d touring, E28 525i, E34 525i, E28 524td, E30 318i, E28 525i |
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Mar 24 2010, 06:41 PM
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 100% BMW corupt Group: Super Moderators Posts: 2,172 Joined: 26-November 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 109 Car: E34 Engine: M50 2.5 192CP |
Doua neveste, povestind despre seara de dinainte:
Prima: - Aseara a fost cumplit! A venit al meu acasa, obosit, a bagat iute in el 7-8 sarmale,a profitat de mine 2 minute si s-a culcat. Cealalta: - Aseara a fost una din cele mai minunate seri din viata mea.... Am ajuns acasa de la munca, el ma astepta cu lumanari aprinse. M-a scos la restaurant, unde am mancat grozav si am baut sampanie. Am venit acasa pe jos, intr-o plimbare romantica, ne-am iubit o ora intreaga si apoi inca o ora am stat la povesti, ca pe vremuri... Cei doi soti, povestind despre seara precedenta: - Aseara a fost super! Am ajuns acasa de la carciuma, rupt de foame. Am ras niste sarmale extraordinare facute de nevasta-mea, i-am tras-o iute sa ma descarc si am dormit ca un prunc!! Celalalt: - Nu-mi aminti de seara de ieri!! Ajung rupt de oboseala acasa, pana de curent. Aprind niste lumanari, sa vad ceva. Vine nevasta-mea, cum sa incalzeasca mancarea, ca doar cuptorul electric era mort. O scot la restaurant, mancam ceva, dar ea comanda si sampanie. Raman deci fara bani de taxi, asa ca, la toata oboseala mea, mergem pe jos inapoi acasa. Acolo, are chef de "smecherii", dar la nervii pe care-i am, eu nu am chef de nimic. Se chinuie si ma "mangaie" vreo ora pana reuseste ceva. Si colac peste pupaza, dupa aia a trebuit s-o mai ascult inca o ora cum si-a petrecut ea ziua la birou... -------------------- |
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Mar 29 2010, 04:30 PM
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 zijdelings geļnteresseerd Group: Super Moderators Posts: 7,961 Joined: 14-January 07 From: around here Member No.: 530 Car: 114 2002 / E12 528 Engine: M10 100cp / M30 165cp |
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To keep up with me You've got to walk like a panther tonight |
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Mar 29 2010, 05:45 PM
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 Was ist Zeit? Group: Super Moderators Posts: 2,084 Joined: 31-October 05 Member No.: 75 Car: E28 Engine: M20 2.0i 129CP |
pt cei cu probleme in dragoste cu dedicatie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT1P4H2kKu4...feature=related 
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Mar 29 2010, 06:31 PM
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 . Group: Super Moderators Posts: 5,955 Joined: 31-October 05 From: Bucureşti Member No.: 72 Car: . Engine: . |
-------------------- "PUTEREA BATE CUPLU PT CA TOT TIMPUL VEI GASI O TREAPTA INFERIOARA UNDE SA O PUI"
"BMW E PENTRU DRUMURI LUNGI PE CARE SA LE FACI MAI REPEDE DECIT ORICINE PE SOSEA, SA MERGI TARE SI PE AUTOSTRADA SI PE SERPENTINE SI SA -I DAI 200 SI LA DEAL SI LA VALE" |
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Mar 29 2010, 07:48 PM
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100% BMW corupt Group: Administrators Posts: 8,513 Joined: 17-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 7 Car: E28 525i Engine: M30 2.5 147cp |
Era inscris si la concurs, a raspuns cu "Ascult radio 21"
Trebuie sa fie destul de vechi filmuletul, nu cred ca mai e concursul ala. -------------------- Inline 6 in a 5-er 4 ever
E28 528i, E39 525i touring, E39 520i touring, E53 X5 4.4i, E70 X5 3.0si, E46 318i ex E39 520i exclusive, E39 525tds, E46 318d touring, E28 525i, E34 525i, E28 524td, E30 318i, E28 525i |
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Apr 2 2010, 10:52 AM
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. Group: Super Moderators Posts: 5,955 Joined: 31-October 05 From: Bucureşti Member No.: 72 Car: . Engine: . |
-------------------- "PUTEREA BATE CUPLU PT CA TOT TIMPUL VEI GASI O TREAPTA INFERIOARA UNDE SA O PUI"
"BMW E PENTRU DRUMURI LUNGI PE CARE SA LE FACI MAI REPEDE DECIT ORICINE PE SOSEA, SA MERGI TARE SI PE AUTOSTRADA SI PE SERPENTINE SI SA -I DAI 200 SI LA DEAL SI LA VALE" |
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Apr 9 2010, 12:54 PM
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zijdelings geļnteresseerd Group: Super Moderators Posts: 7,961 Joined: 14-January 07 From: around here Member No.: 530 Car: 114 2002 / E12 528 Engine: M10 100cp / M30 165cp |
Ce gluma de ...!
-------------------- Black heart scarring darker still
To keep up with me You've got to walk like a panther tonight |
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Apr 20 2010, 09:53 AM
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zijdelings geļnteresseerd Group: Super Moderators Posts: 7,961 Joined: 14-January 07 From: around here Member No.: 530 Car: 114 2002 / E12 528 Engine: M10 100cp / M30 165cp |
-------------------- Black heart scarring darker still
To keep up with me You've got to walk like a panther tonight |
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Apr 27 2010, 01:15 AM
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 Beer Powered Group: Members Posts: 2,699 Joined: 9-October 06 Member No.: 460 Car: E36 Engine: M43B16 |
-------------------- Ex: M10B18(Pierburg)/18(L-Jetronic)/18(Pierburg)/M43TUB19/M20B20
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May 3 2010, 05:01 PM
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zijdelings geļnteresseerd Group: Super Moderators Posts: 7,961 Joined: 14-January 07 From: around here Member No.: 530 Car: 114 2002 / E12 528 Engine: M10 100cp / M30 165cp |
-------------------- Black heart scarring darker still
To keep up with me You've got to walk like a panther tonight |
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May 7 2010, 11:07 AM
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 73% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 748 Joined: 3-February 06 From: Iasi Member No.: 176 Car: E30 316i Engine: M40B16 100CP |
BMW News Release: English Version
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, under due influence by the large auto company BMW, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": In the first year, "c" will replace the soft "s". Sertainly, this will make the sivil sevants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s and "ea"s in the language is digraseful, and they should go away. By the 4th yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesasary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU! BMW VIL RULE ZE VORLD! -------------------- You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and "Duck" Tape.
For everything that doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. For everything that shouldn't move and it does, use the duct tape. |
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May 7 2010, 07:42 PM
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Beer Powered Group: Members Posts: 2,699 Joined: 9-October 06 Member No.: 460 Car: E36 Engine: M43B16 |
Genial
-------------------- Ex: M10B18(Pierburg)/18(L-Jetronic)/18(Pierburg)/M43TUB19/M20B20
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May 8 2010, 09:49 PM
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Cazan owner Group: Members Posts: 1,516 Joined: 19-September 07 From: Severin Member No.: 1,153 Car: E28 525i Engine: M50B25 192 CP |
tuning ieftin la logan diesel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE2DyQ0NrCg...player_embedded =)) mie imi place vocea lui blajina ) si finalul =))
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May 14 2010, 10:19 AM
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73% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 748 Joined: 3-February 06 From: Iasi Member No.: 176 Car: E30 316i Engine: M40B16 100CP |
Ce frumos se accelereaza! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3PaQ6d4qj0 Pacat ca se cam loveste de rev-limiter.
-------------------- You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and "Duck" Tape.
For everything that doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. For everything that shouldn't move and it does, use the duct tape. |
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May 16 2010, 08:14 AM
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. Group: Super Moderators Posts: 5,955 Joined: 31-October 05 From: Bucureşti Member No.: 72 Car: . Engine: . |
ieri am fost prin vitan sa vad ce masini mai sunt de vanzare
era un e60 care avea scris cu marker portocaliu pe parbriz toate optiunile printre care.... KELLES GO
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"BMW E PENTRU DRUMURI LUNGI PE CARE SA LE FACI MAI REPEDE DECIT ORICINE PE SOSEA, SA MERGI TARE SI PE AUTOSTRADA SI PE SERPENTINE SI SA -I DAI 200 SI LA DEAL SI LA VALE" |
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Jun 1 2010, 11:03 PM
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jah soldier Group: Members Posts: 3,737 Joined: 5-May 06 From: cocalartown berceni Member No.: 276 Car: E46 sedan 2.0d Engine: M47TUD20 nusestieCP |
-------------------- Bob
Marley and the Wailers OO=[][]=OO |
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