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butcky
post Feb 24 2008, 06:04 PM
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QUOTE (io`s @ Feb 24 2008, 01:25 AM) *
ce vand unii ..... Doamnnneeeee... mare e gradina...



Vrei sa te invat eu cum e cu banii pe CASCO? tongue.gif


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post Feb 24 2008, 07:45 PM
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post Feb 24 2008, 08:26 PM
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Am gasit un test pe interenet despre cat de "obsedat" esti in ceea ce priveste marca BMW:

http://www.unixnerd.demon.co.uk/bmwpurity.html

La sfarsitul testului mi-a spus asa:

Your BMW Purity Test Results
You answered "yes" to 41 of 97 questions, making you 57.7% BMW pure (42.3% BMW corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your bmw experience level is: Not bad but you need to study harder.

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butcky
post Feb 24 2008, 09:54 PM
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Your BMW Purity Test Results
You answered "yes" to 68 of 97 questions, making you 29.9% BMW pure (70.1% BMW corrupt).
According to the scoring guide, your bmw experience level is: Your friends avoid talking to you about BMWs!

Asa e! Toti imi spun: "Sper ca nu vorbesti iar de BMW-uri..." biggrin.gif

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post Feb 25 2008, 12:41 AM
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CITAT(butcky @ Feb 24 2008, 06:04 PM) *
Vrei sa te invat eu cum e cu banii pe CASCO? tongue.gif

hmm.. ok, bun, .. dar restul.... nu tre sa arati la casco?


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post Feb 25 2008, 02:03 AM
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QUOTE (io`s @ Feb 25 2008, 12:41 AM) *
hmm.. ok, bun, .. dar restul.... nu tre sa arati la casco?



Rotile le cumpara unu care are unele identice dar intregi si are polita casco. Apoi merge la asigurator si spune ca si-a spart jantele. El primeste bani sau alte jante si pe ale lui le vinde tongue.gif Si asta e doar un exemplu... laugh.gif


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post Feb 27 2008, 09:52 AM
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post Feb 27 2008, 05:04 PM
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Your BMW Purity Test Results
You answered "yes" to 48 of 97 questions, making you 50.5% BMW pure (49.5% BMW corrupt).
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post Feb 27 2008, 05:42 PM
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QUOTE (batz @ Feb 27 2008, 05:04 PM) *
According to the scoring guide, your bmw experience level is: Not bad but you need to study harder.

Eu sunt slab de tot, mi-a iesit ca imi doresc ca intr-o zi sa am propriul meu BMW blink.gif
Asta e, mai am de studiat.


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TiL
post Feb 27 2008, 05:45 PM
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Se pare ca inima tot la Audi ti-a ramas biggrin.gif


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post Feb 27 2008, 10:13 PM
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QUOTE (georgem @ Feb 27 2008, 05:42 PM) *
Eu sunt slab de tot, mi-a iesit ca imi doresc ca intr-o zi sa am propriul meu BMW blink.gif
Asta e, mai am de studiat.


Si cam ce model ai vrea sa ai? biggrin.gif


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georgem
post Feb 28 2008, 07:11 AM
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QUOTE (TiL @ Feb 27 2008, 05:45 PM) *
Se pare ca inima tot la Audi ti-a ramas biggrin.gif

Nu, e la BMW. Dar avand Audi-ul din 2001 si BMW-ul doar din 2007 iti dai seama ca am mai multe cunostinte despre Audi/VW decat despre BMW...
Cunostintele mele sunt aproape zero despre BMW-urile mai vechi de 1980, si n-am nici colegi carora sa le povestesc despre BMW (colegii mei de birou au Opel Astra CDTI respectiv o dacie), asa ca punctajul obtinut e destul de mic.


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post Feb 29 2008, 12:57 AM
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nu am stiut unde sa postez si decat sa fac un nou topic am postat aici

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in seara asta am fost in parcarea de la XXL cu niste prieteni si ne-am distrat putin, am dat in mintea copiilor cu niste jucarii pt barbati (copii maturi)

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post Feb 29 2008, 07:30 AM
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Bine ca n-a sunat nimeni la politie sa spuna ca sunt unii cu masinile acolo si fac cerculete cu masinile tongue.gif


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post Feb 29 2008, 08:06 AM
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Am un prieten ,care-a adus din China o asemenea jucarie si le-am vazut potentialul.......... Fain!
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post Feb 29 2008, 09:28 AM
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post Feb 29 2008, 11:11 AM
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CITAT(TiL @ Feb 29 2008, 09:28 AM) *
Suna ca o paraitoare de formula 1 biggrin.gif

asa un mare zgomot fac incat tipam unii la altii sa ne intelegem laugh.gif


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post Feb 29 2008, 03:14 PM
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Era odata un barbat care avea trei iubite, dar nu stia
cu care sa se insoare. A decis sa-i dea fiecareia cate
5000 de dolari, ca sa vada cum ii cheltuie fiecare.

Prima iese in oras si se infrumuseteaza de toti banii.
Isi ia haine dupa ultima moda, isi schimba coafura,
isi face manichiura, pedichiura, tot tacamul si-i zice
barbatului:
- Am cheltuit banii ca sa fiu frumoasa pentru tine,
pentru ca te iubesc asa de mult!

A doua a iesit in oras si a cumparat crose de golf, un
televizor cu ecran mare, un laptop si i le-a dat
barbatului. I-a zis:
- Am cumparat aceste cadouri pentru tine, pentru ca te
iubesc asa de mult!

Cea de-a treia ia cei 5000 de dolari si-i investeste
in actiuni, isi dubleaza suma, returneaza cei 5000 de
dolari barbatului si reinvesteste restul. Ea i-a zis:
- Investesc restul banilor pentru viitorul nostru,
pentru ca te iubesc atat de mult!

S-a gandit el mult si bine despre cum au cheltuit
femeile banii. In cele din urma, s-a insurat cu cea cu
sanii cei mai mari.


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post Mar 4 2008, 01:14 PM
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TOAST
Stim cu totii ca in jungla sunt foarte multe animale si reptile foarte periculoase
Sa luam ca exemplu un sarpe veninos
Ce facem daca ajungem prin absurd in aceste jungle si dam de acel sarpe?
Daca ne musca de mana legam, strangem, sugem veninul si i-l scuipam
Daca ne musca de picior tot asa.......
Dar ce ne facem daca ne musca de CUR?
SA BEM ATUNCI PENTRU PRIETENII CARE NU NE VOR LASA IN BELEA!!!
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post Mar 4 2008, 02:36 PM
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de la munca: in cercul rosh' =))))
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