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Un tip foarte cochet observa intr-o zi ca este bronzat pe tot corpul
cu exceptia penisului. Asa ca se duce la plaja, se ingroapa tot sub nisip cu exceptia zonei albe. Doua batrane se plimbau pe plaja si observa ciudata excrescenta in nisip. Una din ele ii spune celeilalte: - Nu exista dreptate pe lumea asta! La 20 de ani ma intrigau, la 30 imi placeau, la 40 umblam dupa ele, la 50 plateam, la 60 ma rugam. La 70 m-am resemnat in sfarsit fara... Acum, am 80 de ani, nenorocitele cresc ca buruienile si eu nu ma mai pot apleca. Un roman si un ungur se duc la pescuit, dupa ceva vreme unul prinde pestisorul auriu. -Lasati-ma inapoi si va indeplinesc la fiecare cate o dorinta. Primul incepe ungurul: -Ba Pestisorule, cunosti Marele Zid Chinezesc? -Da... -Ia-l si inconjoara Ungaria cu el sa nu mai calce nici un roman pe acolo. Ia pestisorul zidul si imediat inconjoara toata Ungaria. Vine randul romanului sa-i ceara ceva: -Pestisorule, Marele Zid Chinezesc are ferestre? -Nu. -Are usi? -Nu. -Atunci umple-l cu apa! |
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#1103
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![]() visator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Insiders Posts: 1,238 Joined: 13-June 06 From: Calinesti, Arges Member No.: 339 Car: BMW E 34 Engine: M30, 3,5L - 211 CP ![]() |
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![]() jah soldier ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,737 Joined: 5-May 06 From: cocalartown berceni Member No.: 276 Car: E46 sedan 2.0d Engine: M47TUD20 nusestieCP ![]() |
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Marley and the Wailers OO=[][]=OO |
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![]() > Membru de onoare < ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,522 Joined: 18-June 07 From: Gaesti,Dambovita Member No.: 988 Car: E12, E34 Engine: M20B20, M50B20 ![]() |
dar fiti atenti la poza asta ca masina sta pe cric ca sa ii faca poza,altfel atingea ca dreacu ![]() This post has been edited by db85amd: Jan 19 2008, 05:36 PM -------------------- BMW E12 550i M70, since 1977
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http://halbot.haluze.sk/?id=3930 la noi in romania sunt mai bine realizate pozele .......chiar 3D cat am putut sa rad cand am vazut asta ! -------------------- "PUTEREA BATE CUPLU PT CA TOT TIMPUL VEI GASI O TREAPTA INFERIOARA UNDE SA O PUI"
"BMW E PENTRU DRUMURI LUNGI PE CARE SA LE FACI MAI REPEDE DECIT ORICINE PE SOSEA, SA MERGI TARE SI PE AUTOSTRADA SI PE SERPENTINE SI SA -I DAI 200 SI LA DEAL SI LA VALE" |
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![]() jah soldier ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,737 Joined: 5-May 06 From: cocalartown berceni Member No.: 276 Car: E46 sedan 2.0d Engine: M47TUD20 nusestieCP ![]() |
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![]() Beer Powered ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 2,699 Joined: 9-October 06 Member No.: 460 Car: E36 Engine: M43B16 ![]() |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBkbZGPF_5g
Speed limit ![]() This post has been edited by xox: Jan 20 2008, 01:16 PM -------------------- Ex: M10B18(Pierburg)/18(L-Jetronic)/18(Pierburg)/M43TUB19/M20B20
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![]() > Membru de onoare < ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,522 Joined: 18-June 07 From: Gaesti,Dambovita Member No.: 988 Car: E12, E34 Engine: M20B20, M50B20 ![]() |
Nu prea e de ras dar am zis sa postez aici.azi,la pitesti la targ un biet mondeo ramas in gheata..erau toate rotile desumflate This post has been edited by db85amd: Jan 20 2008, 01:48 PM -------------------- BMW E12 550i M70, since 1977
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![]() 100% BMW corupt ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Root Admin Posts: 8,263 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 13 Car: E36 325i Engine: M50 192CP ![]() |
cititi comentariile.. ce penale sunt
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![]() 73% BMW corupt ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 748 Joined: 3-February 06 From: Iasi Member No.: 176 Car: E30 316i Engine: M40B16 100CP ![]() |
-------------------- You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and "Duck" Tape.
For everything that doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. For everything that shouldn't move and it does, use the duct tape. |
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Moa, ala-i Jaguar nu? Pisoiul meu preferat. Cat tupeu, BMW sa-si faca reclama cu un jaguar ![]() -------------------- Inline 6 in a 5-er 4 ever
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-------------------- "PUTEREA BATE CUPLU PT CA TOT TIMPUL VEI GASI O TREAPTA INFERIOARA UNDE SA O PUI"
"BMW E PENTRU DRUMURI LUNGI PE CARE SA LE FACI MAI REPEDE DECIT ORICINE PE SOSEA, SA MERGI TARE SI PE AUTOSTRADA SI PE SERPENTINE SI SA -I DAI 200 SI LA DEAL SI LA VALE" |
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Deja o dau la radio intr-o veselie ![]() -------------------- Ex: M10B18(Pierburg)/18(L-Jetronic)/18(Pierburg)/M43TUB19/M20B20
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![]() jah soldier ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,737 Joined: 5-May 06 From: cocalartown berceni Member No.: 276 Car: E46 sedan 2.0d Engine: M47TUD20 nusestieCP ![]() |
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-------------------- "PUTEREA BATE CUPLU PT CA TOT TIMPUL VEI GASI O TREAPTA INFERIOARA UNDE SA O PUI"
"BMW E PENTRU DRUMURI LUNGI PE CARE SA LE FACI MAI REPEDE DECIT ORICINE PE SOSEA, SA MERGI TARE SI PE AUTOSTRADA SI PE SERPENTINE SI SA -I DAI 200 SI LA DEAL SI LA VALE" |
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