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xox View Member Profile	Nov 14 2009, 05:57 PM Post #1461
Beer Powered Group: Members Posts: 2,699 Joined: 9-October 06 Member No.: 460 Car: E36 Engine: M43B16	Dap. Scrie pe undeva ca era un pelican si prin alta parte ca-i suna telefonul sau o lumina ceva l-a orbit. -------------------- Ex: M10B18(Pierburg)/18(L-Jetronic)/18(Pierburg)/M43TUB19/M20B20

Ciupanezu View Member Profile	Nov 14 2009, 09:52 PM Post #1462
100% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 2,883 Joined: 22-January 07 From: Bucureşti Member No.: 556 Car: Ricsa Engine: Ricsa	QUOTE (xox @ Nov 14 2009, 04:37 PM) Veyron driver fail. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32yyvmlGOdo Si ca sa nu spuna nimeni ca-i fake http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaQ9QKrrncY Păcat de maşină...

xox View Member Profile	Nov 14 2009, 10:13 PM Post #1463
Beer Powered Group: Members Posts: 2,699 Joined: 9-October 06 Member No.: 460 Car: E36 Engine: M43B16	Cred ca are asigurare In alta ordine de idei, meet the PanzerBike http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz0fK2YPQdA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xyxODCSp-0 -------------------- Ex: M10B18(Pierburg)/18(L-Jetronic)/18(Pierburg)/M43TUB19/M20B20

Ciupanezu View Member Profile	Nov 14 2009, 10:32 PM Post #1464
100% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 2,883 Joined: 22-January 07 From: Bucureşti Member No.: 556 Car: Ricsa Engine: Ricsa	În mod sigur, însă e daună totală.

ionusunt View Member Profile	Nov 18 2009, 03:24 AM Post #1465
jah soldier Group: Members Posts: 3,737 Joined: 5-May 06 From: cocalartown berceni Member No.: 276 Car: E46 sedan 2.0d Engine: M47TUD20 nusestieCP	http://forum.4tuning.ro/191-bazar-auto-mas...ina/page-3.html -------------------- Bob Marley and the Wailers OO=[][]=OO

bartro View Member Profile	Nov 18 2009, 08:16 AM Post #1466
zijdelings geïnteresseerd Group: Super Moderators Posts: 7,961 Joined: 14-January 07 From: around here Member No.: 530 Car: 114 2002 / E12 528 Engine: M10 100cp / M30 165cp	QUOTE (Ciupanezu @ Nov 14 2009, 10:32 PM) În mod sigur, însă e daună totală. La an circula prin Bucuresti. -------------------- Black heart scarring darker still To keep up with me You've got to walk like a panther tonight

io's® View Member Profile	Nov 18 2009, 11:11 AM Post #1467
. Group: Super Moderators Posts: 5,955 Joined: 31-October 05 From: Bucureşti Member No.: 72 Car: . Engine: .	- Politistii se duc in excursie cu un autocar cu doua nivele. La nivelul de jos ofiteri si la nivelul de sus subofiteri. La un moment dat se aud urlete de la nivelul de sus, iar sefu` se duce sa vada ce se intampla. -De ce urlati in halul asta? -NOI NU AVEM SOFER !!! - Dragul meu, in curand vom fi trei - Asta e o veste buna! raspunse el sarutand-o. - Mama a obtinut divortul si va veni sa locuiasca cu noi... - Medicul catre pacient: - Aveti o boala contagioasa extrem de rara. O sa fiti mutat intr-o camera separata si acolo veti manca numai pizza si clatite. - Si astea ma vor ajuta sa ma fac bine? - Nu,dar asta-i singura mancare care incape pe sub usa . - Cafea de criză..... Se ia o boabă de cafea, se leagă cu o aţă, şi se scufundă de 2-3 ori în ceaşca cu apă fierbinte. La fiecare 3 cafele se schimbă aţa... - babuta la cabina de vot.. dupa 15 minute iese baba si intreaba: - Maica, "futu-va-n gura" se scrie legat sau despartit? -------------------- "PUTEREA BATE CUPLU PT CA TOT TIMPUL VEI GASI O TREAPTA INFERIOARA UNDE SA O PUI" "BMW E PENTRU DRUMURI LUNGI PE CARE SA LE FACI MAI REPEDE DECIT ORICINE PE SOSEA, SA MERGI TARE SI PE AUTOSTRADA SI PE SERPENTINE SI SA -I DAI 200 SI LA DEAL SI LA VALE"

05aBi View Member Profile	Nov 25 2009, 01:51 PM Post #1468
100% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 1,891 Joined: 18-February 07 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 658 Car: E21 Engine: M10 1.6 90cp	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQcSirKTgYE -------------------- Baby Six

05aBi View Member Profile	Nov 25 2009, 10:12 PM Post #1469
100% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 1,891 Joined: 18-February 07 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 658 Car: E21 Engine: M10 1.6 90cp	Saaaaalam, ha, reggaeton, ha ... mare talent masina. LE. Au terminat astia cu daciile, vad ca au inceput 'stapanii inelelor' sa puna ... This post has been edited by 05aBi: Nov 25 2009, 10:13 PM -------------------- Baby Six

05aBi View Member Profile	Nov 30 2009, 03:53 PM Post #1470
100% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 1,891 Joined: 18-February 07 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 658 Car: E21 Engine: M10 1.6 90cp	Ascultati comentariile ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRuCh9SrU1c -------------------- Baby Six

xox View Member Profile	Dec 3 2009, 04:51 AM Post #1471
Beer Powered Group: Members Posts: 2,699 Joined: 9-October 06 Member No.: 460 Car: E36 Engine: M43B16	Vine limuzina sa-l ia pe Papa de la aeroport. Soferu ia bagajele, le baga in portbagaj (si nu erau chiar putine). Papa astepta si nu se urca.... - Sfintia Ta, va rog sa poftiti. - Stii fiule, pe mine nu ma lasa niciodata nimeni sa conduc masina...Lasa-ma de data asta tu, te rog. - Sfintia ta, e imposibil. Mi-as pierde slijba. - Te rog, si sa stii ca sunt extrem de generos... Soferu pana la urma cedeaza. Papa la volan. Talpa. 120 Km la ora. Soferu: - Sfintia Ta, va rog, putin mai usor, ne prinde politia. Papa, nimic, baga tare. 160 Km/h. In spate, masina politiei, ding dong, ding dong. Papa opreste si lasa geamul in jos. Vine politaiul, saluta, gura cascata... Se intoarce la masina de politie. Ia statia. - Sunt 1435. Da-mi-l pe sefu... - Care-i treaba, ba? - Sefu, nu stiu ce sa fac. Am prins pe cineva cu 160 la ora. - Arde-l. - Nu cred ca pot, e tare. - Cine e ba, primaru? - Nuu, mai important. - Un guvernator, senator ceva? - Sefu, e mai tare! - Cine ba? - Cred ca-i Dumenzeu ca Papa-i conduce masina. -------------------- Ex: M10B18(Pierburg)/18(L-Jetronic)/18(Pierburg)/M43TUB19/M20B20

05aBi View Member Profile	Dec 3 2009, 08:12 AM Post #1472
100% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 1,891 Joined: 18-February 07 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 658 Car: E21 Engine: M10 1.6 90cp	This post has been edited by 05aBi: Dec 3 2009, 08:19 AM -------------------- Baby Six

bartro View Member Profile	Dec 3 2009, 07:07 PM Post #1473
zijdelings geïnteresseerd Group: Super Moderators Posts: 7,961 Joined: 14-January 07 From: around here Member No.: 530 Car: 114 2002 / E12 528 Engine: M10 100cp / M30 165cp	FYI: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-...r-marriage.html -------------------- Black heart scarring darker still To keep up with me You've got to walk like a panther tonight

05aBi View Member Profile	Dec 3 2009, 11:09 PM Post #1474
100% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 1,891 Joined: 18-February 07 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 658 Car: E21 Engine: M10 1.6 90cp	Nu stiu daca a mai fost ... http://al13lea.wordpress.com/2008/01/21/do...ania-bucharest/ -------------------- Baby Six

butcky View Member Profile	Dec 4 2009, 02:20 PM Post #1475
100% BMW corupt Group: Insiders Posts: 2,496 Joined: 18-October 05 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 24 Car: e30 - 325ix din '89 Engine: 2.5 - 171 cp	Pentru ea.... http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000PJBXL...ASIN=B000PJBXLG Pentru el.... http://www.oddee.com/contrib_4846.aspx This post has been edited by butcky: Dec 4 2009, 02:23 PM -------------------- e30 - 318i coupe din '90 / e30 - 318i coupe din '89 / e30 - 324d din '86 / e30 - 325ix din '89 / e30 - 325i din '88 / M5 engine 3800 cmc - over 340 hp (Nurburing Edition)

05aBi View Member Profile	Dec 4 2009, 02:25 PM Post #1476
100% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 1,891 Joined: 18-February 07 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 658 Car: E21 Engine: M10 1.6 90cp	kinky -------------------- Baby Six

ionusunt View Member Profile	Dec 19 2009, 07:09 PM Post #1477
jah soldier Group: Members Posts: 3,737 Joined: 5-May 06 From: cocalartown berceni Member No.: 276 Car: E46 sedan 2.0d Engine: M47TUD20 nusestieCP	teorii serpiliano goriliene cu iz balaurian http://leonidabucium.wordpress.com/ -------------------- Bob Marley and the Wailers OO=[][]=OO

INTERCEPTOR View Member Profile	Dec 22 2009, 11:48 PM Post #1478
me,love,ciupacabra Group: Members Posts: 4,273 Joined: 23-October 05 From: ROMANIA Member No.: 50 Car: 3.0, 2000,2800CS,2500 Engine: M 30 si 1 M10	nu stiu daca a fost da mie imi place:P http://www.trilulilu.ro/martaa/9714c97d5aead4 -------------------- Uploaded with ImageShack.us girls allowed

io's® View Member Profile	Dec 28 2009, 03:44 AM Post #1479
. Group: Super Moderators Posts: 5,955 Joined: 31-October 05 From: Bucureşti Member No.: 72 Car: . Engine: .	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej-j-wrHjgw&NR=1 min 1:16 s-a cam nimerit, clipul e postat pe 16 feb 2008 -------------------- "PUTEREA BATE CUPLU PT CA TOT TIMPUL VEI GASI O TREAPTA INFERIOARA UNDE SA O PUI" "BMW E PENTRU DRUMURI LUNGI PE CARE SA LE FACI MAI REPEDE DECIT ORICINE PE SOSEA, SA MERGI TARE SI PE AUTOSTRADA SI PE SERPENTINE SI SA -I DAI 200 SI LA DEAL SI LA VALE"

Ciupanezu View Member Profile	Dec 28 2009, 12:06 PM Post #1480
100% BMW corupt Group: Members Posts: 2,883 Joined: 22-January 07 From: Bucureşti Member No.: 556 Car: Ricsa Engine: Ricsa	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16FXBR-ljjQ This post has been edited by Ciupanezu: Dec 28 2009, 12:15 PM

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